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My self-summary
Like Kip said in Napoleon Dynamite "Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too."

I'm Zach, I live in Harrison Twp. Michigan. I love sports, I like animals. I graduated from Wayne State University with a Bachelors in Management, and graduated from L'Anse Creuse HS.

Some hobbies; golfing, grilling, playing videogames,
politics, reading, playing pool, playing cards, writing, bowling, hanging out with friends, museums, shooting hoops, etc.

I need a woman who's strong, has a good sense of
humor, and actually has some semblance of intelligence. I want a girl like myself, who's a nice girl a lot, but not afraid to get wild
and have a good time. With similar ideals.

I just want to find somone for me. We're all for the most part searching for that which makes us truly happy.

Also thanks to this site; I now realize how many creepy people live in Toronto.

Cast in this unlikely role,
Ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact

All the worlds indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each anothers audience
Outside the gilded cage

You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin'
I guess it's just God's way of making me pay

But something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand, why I always wanna fly

Started defending, was seeing the ending
Finished before it began
Came in deceiving, left here believing
I am a terrible man
Wake up! I’m sweating, I’m burning, I’m dreading
Dreading this horrible trend
Now that I see that your heart is for loving
Why did I break it again?


You used to think that your life was precious metals and Rose
But now as you're growing up you're finding it's nail-biting
That crown you wore with the Rhinestones is now just thorns,
needles and pinecones
And here's one last thing that you must learn too; what keeps
warm can also burn you


Love is always the catalyst
Sending shivers through my heart
And I can't stop it from happening
When I'm falling apart
I can't stop it from happening

When my hope light goes out,
Love is always the aperture
When my hope light goes out
The truth is...


I got a cold stare, the wound's still there
But there ain't much left to bleed
A short fuse that I still use
I'm my own worst enemy
Stare at the faces I once knew lined up just to bury me


Because who I am
Isn't who I used to be
And I'm not invincible
I'm not indestructible
I'm only human
Can't you see
The beauty in me

Take a good look at me now
Can't you see I've changed

Erase this monster I've become
Forgive me for all the damage done
It's not over
Say it's not over
I'm begging for mercy
I'm only the monster you made me

I am Catholic, Republican, and humorous
What I’m doing with my life
Got my degree in business management, but I really want to be a politician. I realize the perception of politicians isn't exactly flattering.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
knowing politics and history
Eating a lot of food (obviously)
Always having an answer
Playing Madden
Getting animals to like me
Getting kids to like me
Playing Jeopardy
Figuring out who people look like
Coming up with nicknames
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm, my facial hair, or my regular hair I guess. I'm also a larger guy. But I think my hair's hot, and I try on it a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Ooooo, cause I'm a nerd I'll go with poltical and history books. I actually read textbooks I've finished again. I also enjoy mystery novels, and horror novels. Brave New World is my favorite book. I liked the Great Gatsby. I enjoyed the Prince and the Pauper. Robert Louis Stevenson is quite good.

I enjoy reading the Wall Street Journal, and Forbes Magazine, as well as their online publications.

Also to mention, I do try and write books. How good I am at it is to be determined.

Movies-Comedy, horror, or action. I own all about equally.

Ex. Tommy Boy, Blacksheep, the Rocky movies, Rudy, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Patton, The Longest Day, War and Peace, Zombie movies, The Fog, Billy Madison, Wolf, Scary Movie 3, The Lion King, I Robot, the Punisher, Batman (with Michael Keaton), X-men 3, The Manchurian Candidate, Red Dawn, Just Friends, The Blade series, Lost Boys, Four Brothers, Shawn of the Dead, The Burbs, Revenge of the Nerds, Analyze That, Accepted, Killing Emmet Young, Dragnet, Falling Down, Love obscure horror movies from the 70's and 80's, Gran Torino, I Love You Man, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window (I like Jimmy Stewart)

Music- Rock, hybrid, screamo, metal (metalcore rocks!), a little rap, and a bit of jazz. I also like classic rock, and oldies.

My favorite bands are- Stone Temple Pilots, Thousand Foot Krutch, Finger Eleven, Linkin Park, Bullet for my Valentine, ACDC, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Billy Talent, Paramore, Flyleaf, Theory of a Deadman (old stuff), Staind, Default, 3 Days Grace, Sixx A.M., Avenged Sevenfold, Saliva, Skid Row, Muse, Tantric, Smashing Pumpkins, Protest the Hero, Disco Ensemble, Korn, The Tea Party, Alien Antfarm, The Doors, Judas Priest, Evergreen Terrace, CKY, Sam Roberts, Kyuss, Pearl Jam, Hail the Villain, CJSS, Cage the Elephant, Lupe Fiasco, Danko Jones, Nonpoint, Bobnoxious, Hollywood Undead

Food- Asian food, and pizza

To expand this:
Sweet and salty Chex mix
My mom's fried chicken and fried porkchops
Fried okra
My world's best chile (really world's best)
Finger foods
Mountain Dew (but not original, the other flavors)
Dr. Pepper
Certain beers (ex. Blue Moon, Moosehead, Sam Adama Cherry wheat)
Boneless chicken wings
Pie (especially a lo mode, or any desert that combines something hot and ice cream)
Sour gummy worms
Sweedish Fish
Fruits of all kinds, especially kiwis, pinapples, strawberries, and cherries
Celery or Cucumber
Ruben sandwiches
Cocktail shrimp
Crab and lobster
Corn beef hash
Biscuits and gravy
Carmel Bugels
Burger King burgers, but Checkers fries, Taco Bell, White Castle

To be continued.....
The six things I could never do without
my area in which I live, it truly is home
Pets *own a black lab named Roxy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, school, philosophical ponderances, political issues.

Another thing; why aren't there many good jobs in my area? Will I find the woman for me? Will I get a job I want? Where will I be in 10 years?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home now :( But I love to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ummmmm, I don't carry lots of secrets, especially not juicy ones. I am a bit psychic though, weird I know. What? Don't believe me?

Oh wait, and I'm addicted to watching reruns of Are You Afraid of the Dark? On Youtube. And Boy Meets World.
You should message me if
I dunno, want someone to talk to, hang with, date, whatev.

I'm game for expanding my horizons.

Also, I would like to have more people to do things with. It's weird to do a lot by yourself. That's what crazy people, and serial killers do.

If you're curious, or interested, just tell me. Don't make me guess.

And if you're the person who puts that abused animals are worse or just as bad as starving children: you're nuts, stay the hell away from me.