Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a walking contradiction, an oxymoron and a paradox.I'm down to
earth, but only until I get this gravity thing figured out. I used
to think I was complex, but I've come to realize I'm a simple man,
really. (Thanks, Grouch)
I hate cops.
I enjoy my job; there is never a dull moment. I also appreciate the
complexities of working within a system that is designed to fail
way too many of our children and sort them into their social roles.
I enjoy the challenge that presents to a dreamer who wants to do
some good in the world.
I spend my time working and playing. I like to stay active. I am
always trying something new. Right now it's soccer. I like to write
slam poetry and perform it from time to time... what a rush.
Otherwise, I'm fairly subdued.
I love to see live music, particularly smart hiphop. I grew up in
Washington, DC. I miss it sometimes, but this is home now. I love
snowboarding in the winter and being on the water in the
For whatever reason this forum leads me to write short random
sentences rather than put together a cohesive essay... maybe it's
I think it's weird when people say that they love to laugh and have
fun in their profiles. Are there really people that don't? I make
sure that I actually do those things.
I'm looking for a beautiful, confident woman who doesn't take shit
I love me! Maybe you will too. We can probably have some fun
together, either way.
I'm styley, persistent and awesome.
If you're nice to me I'll write you a poem.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach high school, but learn more than I teach. I'm trying my
best to make a positive impact before I leave. I walk alongside my
children as they grow up. I enjoy myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running a classroom of 30+ teenagers. Introspection. Shaking my
booty. Understanding. Kissing. Travelling. Finding my way home.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beautiful blue eyes. My steez.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like the interesting ones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ok... You asked for it. I spend a lot of time thinking about what
you were thinking when you came to my page, but didn't send me a
message. so if you could just drop me a line and say, "I don't date
men with kids", or "I never have liked blue eyes", or "you seem
like kind of an asshole", or "I thought you looked attractive in
the thumbnail, but when I got a closer look... not so much", that
would be great. I'd do the same for you, but I think it might be
taken as mean spirited. I am not sensitive like that, just
inquisitive (and a bit of an egomaniac, apparently), so give me
your worst (or best).
But that's when I'm on okcupid. Otherwise, I think about how we can
rid the world of capitalism. It certainly has done quite a bit for
the world, but the bad outweighs the good. It's time to move
I also think about sex a lot if I'm being totally honest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was looking at your ass when you walked by.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're drop dead gorgeous, like me.
You want to dance with me.
You're kind of a bad ass... no, really.
You wouldn't be offended if I made a casual joke re: pussy and
Or even offended easily in general.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.