underpromise, overdeliver. dare to be an optimist. don't believe in
anything so strongly that you couldn't somehow be convinced
otherwise. and other bumper stickers too.
What I’m doing with my life
looking for ideas
I’m really good at
eating and drinking and driving. but not simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Sometimes I act a lot older than I am - I really do - but people
never notice it. People never notice anything."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
nine stories, the sun also rises (the book not the movie), american
psycho (the movie not the book), clockwork orange (the movie and
the book), serial mom, dawn of the dead, it's a mad mad mad mad
The six things I could never do without
"Just this ashtray. And this paddle game. The ashtray and the
paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The
ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I
need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the
remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray,
this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all
I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing,
not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the
remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all
I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this
magazine and the chair."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
myself. entirely too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
thinking it's Wednesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my wells fargo password is Takemybreathaway!123
**update: c'mon guys, quit it. i told you that in confidence.
I saw this huge oil painting of Ronald and Nancy Reagan sitting
before their fireplace. it comes in a super ornate gold frame. I
want it for my bathroom.
Lyrically and by genre I can be summed up by the following
The Strokes - I'll try anything once
B Legit - So International
Miike Snow - Animal
Hank Williams - I'm so lonesome I could cry
Kid Cudi (Steve Aioki remix) - Pursuit of happiness
Leonard Cohen - Take this waltz
I try to convince everyone I'm younger than I actually am. like
even my mom. and gym equipment. otherwise I'm a real straight
Reading a message on this thing and then deleting it without even
reading the person's profile makes me feel like a real dirtbag. but
if I look at a profile and then don't reply, it leaves a trace and
- i reason - will make the dude feel even worse than no reply. "i
guess i could just reply to every message," i think to myself. but
then i still don't.
I can't whistle.
You should message me if
you wanna practice using semicolons!