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31 San Jose, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 7, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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underpromise, overdeliver. dare to be an optimist. don't believe in anything so strongly that you couldn't somehow be convinced otherwise. and other bumper stickers too.
What I’m doing with my life
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looking for ideas
I’m really good at
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eating and drinking and driving. but not simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Sometimes I act a lot older than I am - I really do - but people never notice it. People never notice anything."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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nine stories, the sun also rises (the book not the movie), american psycho (the movie not the book), clockwork orange (the movie and the book), serial mom, dawn of the dead, it's a mad mad mad mad world, shameless.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Just this ashtray. And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myself. entirely too much.

Dianne Wiest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking it's Wednesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my wells fargo password is Takemybreathaway!123
**update: c'mon guys, quit it. i told you that in confidence.

I saw this huge oil painting of Ronald and Nancy Reagan sitting before their fireplace. it comes in a super ornate gold frame. I want it for my bathroom.

Lyrically and by genre I can be summed up by the following songs:
The Strokes - I'll try anything once
B Legit - So International
Miike Snow - Animal
Hank Williams - I'm so lonesome I could cry
Kid Cudi (Steve Aioki remix) - Pursuit of happiness
Leonard Cohen - Take this waltz

I try to convince everyone I'm younger than I actually am. like even my mom. and gym equipment. otherwise I'm a real straight shooter.

Reading a message on this thing and then deleting it without even reading the person's profile makes me feel like a real dirtbag. but if I look at a profile and then don't reply, it leaves a trace and - i reason - will make the dude feel even worse than no reply. "i guess i could just reply to every message," i think to myself. but then i still don't.

I can't whistle.
You should message me if
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you wanna practice using semicolons!