I am the sort of person who has already written my own epitaph. It is: Never Miss An Indie Disco Or An Opportunity To Sock Wrestle Or Smash Capitalism.
I am (UPDATE: was) in a poly relationship, so if you would like to do DATES with me then it would be good if you're switched on enough to recognise that this doesn't mean that I'm a) prepared to get involved with people who are already in monogamous relationships b) not picky or c) Dead Inside. I'm not married to that relationship structure (although I am married to terrible puns) but it's a Thing and you need to be cool with talking about it at least.
Also, I don't pay to use this website, so if you were thinking of liking my profile you should prolly just message me to say so.