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31 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:46am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Tried to do a Jerry Lewis "Hey Lady!" or an 'Animaniacs' "Hello Nurse!" impression for this section, but neither of them translate well in print.
What I’m doing with my life
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Media/Entertainment Producer/Writer and German gummi bear enthusiast.
I’m really good at
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bringing up Luke Skywalker in conversation and being awkward in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How humble I am about being so good looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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**only read this section if you want a nap**

Books: 'Choke' by Palahniuck and 'An American Dream' by Mailer. Anything by Salinger, Sartre, Dostoyevsky or Frankl. Also gossipy unauthorized biographies about celebrities from the 40's; especially Howard Hughes.

Movies: 'Bottle Rocket,' 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,' 'Magnolia,' 'A Face In The Crowd,' 'Me And You And Everyone We Know,' 'Five Easy Pieces,' 'Paris, Texas,' 'Terms of Endearment.' Classic films and comedies ie. (I just said "ie." because I am an intense douchebag) 'Harvey,' 'The Third Man,' 'The General,' 'City Lights.' Documentaries! Also, movies with cyborgs or robots in them. Any movie with Rick Moranis in it and every movie Whoopi Goldberg made in 1996. 'Jingle All The Way' was also made in 1996. That was a good movie too.

TV: "The Wire" and "Rectify." And "The Walking Dead." And "The Leftovers." Also "The Take." "Arrow."

Music: when I'm not listening to 80's music, I'm listening to "old school emo." But I'm usually listening to 80's music which is basically just FLEETWOOD MAC.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
action figures, the gym (so again... I'm a douche, is what I'm saying), 80's music, the existence of the idea of Robocop, dive bars, I can't think of a last thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
cheese and Batman but not particularly in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends or out and not with friends. Or I'm eating chinese food in bed in my underwear (ladies?) and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Do you hear those voices too?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't take anything seriously but you actually take everything seriously. Or if you like burritos. BURRITOS ARE DELICIOUS!