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26 / M / Straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Political / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Let's see, I'm a musician living in North Philly/Center city. I work in Germantown at a Rec center. Writing music be it rock, beats or just noodling around on my acoustic is important to me. It takes my mind off of my everyday grind and let's me get my creative juices flowing. I'm in a few different bands/projects with my roommates. Reading comics/graphic novels is another of my hobbies. I have a pretty extensive liquor collection so I don't frequents bars but I do like to go have a drink and be social on occasion. My cat Mugatu is a dick and terrible roommate. He doesn't clean up after himself OR help pay the rent. China town is my favorite part of the city so you should probably let me treat you to some food in an underground secret Asian restaurant.
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting space travel. Also learning every instrument I can get my hands on. Thinking of weird ways to mess with my friends. One day you might come home and have 100 lawn gnomes on your lawn.
I’m really good at
I'm a decent drummer some would say. I can parallel park a tank in most spots people couldn't park a Jetta. Laughing, unless I'm doing something and keeping myself from laughing for the joke. I can't stop the process of laughing once it enters my brain. I and laugh hard. I also can make up a song off the top of my head about your pets almost every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
One time this chick that works at my local bar told me that my eyes are like "glaciers in the desert". Also I have a huge beard that is different from my normal hair color, and my ears are stretched out so I get a plethora of random comments of this nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- The Hobbit, Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Sandman series, The Saga of Swampthing, Watchmen, Batman-Knightfall, Scott Pilgrim. I love graphic novels.

Music- Well my two favorite bands are The Beatles and Mastodon. But I also enjoy Beardfish, King Crinsom, Opeth, Iron Maiden, Deer Hunter, Tapes N' Tapes, Yes!, Rush, ISIS, Old Man Gloom, Sleep, High on Fire, Acid Mothers Temple, Boris, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Ghoul, MF Doom, Aesop Rock, The Misfits, Pink Floyd, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Radiohead, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Minus The Bear, Neil Young, Red Fang, TOOL, Jefferson Airplane, Man Man, David Bowie, The Doors. Pretty much all things rock, progressive/death metal, underground rap and psychedelic.

Movies- Cannibal The Musical, Orgazmo, Pulp Fiction, Young Frankenstein, The Harry Potter movies, LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY!, The Maxtrix Trilogy, All things Monty Python, Kill Bill Vol.1 and 2, Party Monster, Donnie Darko, The original Frankenstein-Dracula-Wolfman movies (black and white), IT, Silver Bullet, Memento, Any Jackie Chan film (circa the 90's and before), Any Bruce Lee movie, All Disney movies, Every Beatles movie, Lenny, Maniac Cop, Critters, Gremlins, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, The list goes on and on so i will stop there.

T.V.- The Mighty Boosh, Conan O'Brien, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, Boardwalk Empire, Prison Break( Season 1&2), Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Documentaries, The Walking Dead, Squidbilies, Home Movies, Parks and Recreation, Community, The Twilight Zone, Tales From The Crypt, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Dr. Katz, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Eastbound and Down, Bored to Death, Dexter, The Chappelle Show, Inside the Actors Studio, The Muppets, again this list goes on there is so much good T.V.

Food- I don't eat meat except fish. I'm always in the mood to get sushi. I'm open to all food really so long as its meatless.
The six things I could never do without
Music (I don't feel right if i haven't played some kind of instrument during the day)
iPhone (everyone has one)
My cat(His name is Mugatu and he is the supreme ruler of CM-48R, that's the universe he comes from. The planet Catatonia to be exact but that is a whole other conversation)
My car (It gets me from where i am to where i need to be)
My bed (It's big and soft, and comfortable and big.)
Mastdon (I listen to Mastodon at least once a day, and by once i mean two or three albums in a row once a day)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, art, space, altered realities, what my "evil" twin would look like because i already have a mustache (if you get this joke you already won my heart)
On a typical Friday night I am
Zipping thru inner dimensional periods meeting new and exciting alien species, or home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I stabbed a guy in the face with a soldering iron because he was talking to my man all wrong.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know who Pai Mei is, you'd choose the red pill over the blue, you know the seventh son of a seventh son or you've seen life on another planet.