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  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Oct 27
6' 0" (1.83m)
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Special Diet
Working on Post grad
English, Russian, French
My self-summary
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"Curiosity is the most pleasurable of all vices". Friedrich Nietzsche
What I’m doing with my life
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is spending it in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence.
I’m really good at
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sarcastic nuance, self-deprecation, impersonating people, memorizing lines, getting away with things, living inside my head, monastic dandyism, design and decadence.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"you're in a different world, dawg!!!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Odyssey, Gulliver's Travels, Tolstoy, Thomas Mann, The Glass Bead Game, Aldous Huxley, W. B. Yeats, J. L. Borges, Umberto Eco, Iain Pears.

Music: The Well-Tempered Clavier, Beethoven's late string quartets, Brahms, Debussy, The White Album, The Velvet Underground & Nico, Berlin-era David Bowie, Radiohead, Aphex Twin.

Film: Tarkovsky, Bergman, Andrzej Wajda, Luis Buñuel, The Third Man, Touch of Evil, Sunset Blvd, Vertigo, Chinatown, pretty much anything by David Lynch.

TV Shows: Capitan Kangaroo, Deputy Dawg and Huckleberry Hound.

Food: Neck bones, black-eyed peas, can of soup potato, and mustard greens, and cornbread! And a fifth of Ripple!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are family and friends, libraries, museums, musical performances, nature, introspection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the things past, the never-ending search for beauty, the ethereal and phantasmal, wave-particle duality, EPR paradox, the ten Sephirot, dark matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The Diogenes Club
You should message me if
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you're so inclined, if you get that some of my answers openly mock the prompts, and most importantly, if you find the standard practice of dating slightly distasteful; if you want to make friends first and see where things go.