This one time, I went to a muse concert and the girl behind me started kicking me in the back of the leg because I was too tall.

I'm half Australian, half Danish. Sadly, no accent. It's very disappointing for everyone involved.

I'm looking for a smart, energetic woman for either casual dating or something more long term. I get on well with just about everyone, but I'm most into flirtatious women who know they're sexy. Confidence is a turn on (shocker).

I'm an effects artist. I use computers to blow stuff up for 10 hours a day. It is a mix of technical challenges and artistic opportunities, and I love it.

I spend the rest of the time folding fitted sheets, reading on the roof, or dancing until they kick me out. I also like to tell people "that isn't irony" when it *totally* is.

I'm a pretty good swimmer. I'm not good enough to compete, but I can do butterfly. I try to swim about 3 miles per week. I sometimes wimp out when it's cold and windy though. Apparently I can swim 100 yards at a speed competitive with a bad high school girl's team. Boom.

I can also beat people at chess who don't play chess.

My towering height will shock and amaze. The green and yellow of my eyes will astound and dismay. And I will totally beat you arm wrestling.

I'm reading A Song of Ice and Fire after seeing Game of Thrones. I just started the fifth book. I am loving it and I loved the show.

I grew up backstage at music festivals, so I've really gotten to appreciate lots of folk, rock, electronic, and blues music. Primarily, I'm trying to bring Raffi back. Baby Beluga fo' lyfe.

I'm also pretty into Caravan Palace right now. And Parov Stelar. RJD2 radio is currently my favorite pandora station. Thievery Corporation and Massive Attack are also great.

* Red wine.
* Coffee.
* Swimming pools.
* Deserted Islands.
* NPR podcasts.
* Crab cakes and/or crème brûlée.

What I will dress as for the next Santacon.

I also really, really, *really* like to watch my dog solve problems. It's the best.

Also, cost-benefit analyses of open relationships.

I love dancing, playing board games, seeing movies, and singing karaoke. On a Friday night, I'm probably out doing something like that or *even better*, but it's a secret.

I like cartoons.

You're up for an adventure and have a passionate desire to build sand castle homes for the Lilliputians.