I am not going to follow, this format, and ok, a creepy buffoon.
My Self-Summary
A list of things I like:
I like flying.
I like to make people laugh.
I like to ride
bicycles.
I like to take pictures.
I like to have as much
fun as I can.
I like being young.
I like
adventure.
I like
challenges.
My BFFLz
supQTz &
olivejews are on
here too. Careful, ladies. He's a real charmer. She's pretty neat.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished grad school and found a job.
Unforch, it's in Fort Wayne, Indiana. It's no
Chicago (<3).
I'm doing a job you don't understand, but that's OK, because nobody
does: Embedded software
engineering.
Digital signal
processing.
If you know what this is, we're probably soul mates, or at least
we'd be great nerdy friends.
Really though, I'm just saving up for a yacht so I can
sail all over the world.
Also, aspiring to be a great
sesquipedalian.
I’m really good at
Mediocrity.
Scrabble.
Avoiding STDs.
Sleeping
in.
Eating
pizza.
Math.
Answering my phone and calling people back.
Making
bad
decisions.
Spelling things correctly and using proper
grammar.
Making bowls of
cereal... and then eating them. 1% milk,
you are perfect.
The first things people usually notice about me
Obnoxious creep.
Or
Intimate sense of style (or lack thereof).
//
I'm a real
whippersnapper.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Authors: Augusten Burroughs (contemporary nonfiction), Jonathan
Safran Foer (contemporary fiction), Michio Kaku (physics,
astrophysics, quantum physics).
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Music - there's a lot on my iPod. Most of it is embarrassingly
awful, but there are a few gems.
Recently added: Midlake, Tilly and the Wall, Tegan and Sara, Zox,
MGMT, The Blow...
Most listened to: Death Cab for Cutie, The Shins, Mew, Umbrellas,
Postal Service, Mates of State, The Decemberists...
Anything that gets me more hipster street cred.
//
Food - pizza, cereal, pizza, crackers, pizza, bacon, pizza,
burritos...
The six things I could never do without
In reverse alphabetical order:
Large bodies of water.
Internet.
Fun.
Computers.
Bicycles.
Adventures.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In order of allotted time:
Abandoning my current life and living on my bicycle. Or yacht, once
I can afford one.
What I'm reading on the internet.
Projects/hobbies I'm working on.
What's going on this weekend - hopefully a
cyclocross race.
Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying with friends.
or
At home watching a movie and/or surfing (the internet).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I was hit by a pickup truck going 30 MPH whilst riding my bicycle.
I was wearing short shorts (hey, I was coming home from the beach,
gotta get that golden tan) and my "privates" (that's what we're
talking about here, right?) fell out. I was too busy bleeding from
my head to care. I suppose I was also worried about internal
damages.
The stitches left some gnarly scars. Chicks dig scars, amirite?!
You should message me if
You prefer to use more punctuation and less "LOL."
You are a funny, awesome, amazing, exciting girl who likes going on
adventures. Your biting wit chomps mine to shreds, your brutal
honesty induces tears in your foes, and you look good with your
clothes on (the floor).
You understand sarcasm, irony, and hyperbole.