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goldscottx

24 / M / straight / Single

Fort Wayne, Indiana

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Smarter Than The Average Bear

this dude is the smartest guy i know. electrical engineer. does math for fun. i mean, sure, he's lacking a little in the common sense depart... read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am not going to follow, this format, and ok, a creepy buffoon.

My Self-Summary

A list of things I like:
I like flying.
I like to make people laugh.
I like to ride bicycles.
I like to take pictures.
I like to have as much fun as I can.
I like being young.
I like adventure.
I like challenges.

My BFFLz supQTz & olivejews are on here too. Careful, ladies. He's a real charmer. She's pretty neat.

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What I’m doing with my life

I just finished grad school and found a job.
Unforch, it's in Fort Wayne, Indiana. It's no Chicago (<3).

I'm doing a job you don't understand, but that's OK, because nobody does: Embedded software engineering. Digital signal processing.

If you know what this is, we're probably soul mates, or at least we'd be great nerdy friends.

Really though, I'm just saving up for a yacht so I can sail all over the world.

Also, aspiring to be a great sesquipedalian.

I’m really good at

Mediocrity.

Scrabble.

Avoiding STDs.

Sleeping in.

Eating pizza.

Math.

Answering my phone and calling people back.

Making bad decisions.

Spelling things correctly and using proper grammar.

Making bowls of cereal... and then eating them. 1% milk, you are perfect.

The first things people usually notice about me

Obnoxious creep.
Or
Intimate sense of style (or lack thereof).

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I'm a real whippersnapper.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Authors: Augusten Burroughs (contemporary nonfiction), Jonathan Safran Foer (contemporary fiction), Michio Kaku (physics, astrophysics, quantum physics).

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Music - there's a lot on my iPod. Most of it is embarrassingly awful, but there are a few gems.

Recently added: Midlake, Tilly and the Wall, Tegan and Sara, Zox, MGMT, The Blow...

Most listened to: Death Cab for Cutie, The Shins, Mew, Umbrellas, Postal Service, Mates of State, The Decemberists...

Anything that gets me more hipster street cred.

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Food - pizza, cereal, pizza, crackers, pizza, bacon, pizza, burritos...

The six things I could never do without

In reverse alphabetical order:

Large bodies of water.
Internet.
Fun.
Computers.
Bicycles.
Adventures.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

In order of allotted time:

Abandoning my current life and living on my bicycle. Or yacht, once I can afford one.
What I'm reading on the internet.
Projects/hobbies I'm working on.
What's going on this weekend - hopefully a cyclocross race.
Food.

On a typical Friday night I am

Partying with friends.
or
At home watching a movie and/or surfing (the internet).

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I was hit by a pickup truck going 30 MPH whilst riding my bicycle. I was wearing short shorts (hey, I was coming home from the beach, gotta get that golden tan) and my "privates" (that's what we're talking about here, right?) fell out. I was too busy bleeding from my head to care. I suppose I was also worried about internal damages.
The stitches left some gnarly scars. Chicks dig scars, amirite?!

You should message me if

You prefer to use more punctuation and less "LOL."

You are a funny, awesome, amazing, exciting girl who likes going on adventures. Your biting wit chomps mine to shreds, your brutal honesty induces tears in your foes, and you look good with your clothes on (the floor).

You understand sarcasm, irony, and hyperbole.