I have a degree in screenwriting, so that probably says something good or bad about me. I don't think I'm good at it, but I know people who are worse.

I really like pajamas. I also like eating all kinds of food as long as it's delicious. I hate contacts. I have a thing for guys with glasses. Large, excitable dogs freak me out. Small dogs are fine but you should still keep them away from me because I am so ridiculously allergic to them it's, uh, ridiculous. I want a tortoise. I have always wanted a tortoise. I drink mostly water and alcohol. Cookies are probably my favorite dessert. If I'm going to do something, I have a really hard time not doing it right. I just took that one test everyone takes and apparently I am an ISFP. Issssfffp.

I'm regularly H2R2 while I BC @ LH w/ JB.

In a relationship with this asshole.

I work in a call center and spend a lot of time doing that and also a lot of time trying to get promoted out of taking calls. I also just got Portal 2 so there's that.

I'd like to write more, but I'm extremely self-critical so that makes it hard. I know I should just write then edit, but knowing and doing are two different things.

Proofreading, but I'm not doing it on this profile. You'll have to take my word for it.

Being really quiet around other people

Singing in my car.

Being better at computers than everyone I know but still managing to not know how programming or command line works really.

That I haven't said anything to them even though we've been in the same room for six hours or something. Also maybe that I'm female or that I have glasses. Hopefully that I'm humanoid.

Why is this one question?

Books: The Little Prince, The Sound and the Fury, Breakfast of Champions

Movies: Citizen Kane, Yellow Submarine, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Ponyo, My Neighbor Totoro, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Celebration, a million things, we'll talk.

Shows: Peep Show, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, The Office, and other British things but mostly just Peep Show over and over and over.

Music: The Clash, The Beatles, The Libertines, Neutral Milk Hotel, The National, Modest Mouse, again we'll talk.

Food: Pierogi.

Electronic devices, streaming video, pens, beer, wine, a job.

puns

Working 'til 9.

I have toes.

You're not creeped out by me, and/or if you're an adorable nerdy guy with glasses.