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gollum378

26 / F / straight / Single

Zeeland, Michigan

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am clumsy, spunky, and a little bit bawdy.

My Self-Summary

I used to do things like kidnap my niece or nephews and force them to hang out with me because I have no children of my own to torture, spend Tuesday nights getting my ass kicked at Yahtzee by my grandmother, wander aimlessly around Wal-Mart at 2 am wrecklessly spending money that should be sent to my creditors, and wonder aloud to my sister when our mother became a NASCAR fan.

Now I just work. Please help me have a social life again.

What I’m doing with my life

I work pretty much every day. I actually enjoy my job, though, so I don't mind. Most of my free time is currently being spent remodeling my house, hanging out at my sister's, and trying to find Mr. Right. All on a modest budget.

I’m really good at

Embarassing myself, and consequently others, in public.

The first things people usually notice about me

My abilitly to both create and repurpose existing words to suit my liking.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books. Um. Hitchhiker's Guide is a good one. The 5 Love Languages is very interesting, if you feel like learning about yourself. I also like books with random facts or anything design related.

Movies. As far as movies go, big fan of the comedies. I also like anything that will scare the ever-livin' out of me.

Music. Don't ever ask me what my favorite song is because I will punch you. That is an impossible question.

Food. Pasta !!! I work at an Italian restaurant, so I am totally spoiled.

The six things I could never do without

Music
My car
Fingernail clippers
Gnomes
Unlimited texting (that should count for two)

On a typical Friday night I am

The same person I am every other night of the week.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I can't like ham. It's grodies.

You should message me if

Just because.