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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 23
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Czech (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I have knobby knees.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to understand what the difference is between 'my self-summary' and 'what i'm doing with my life'.

In essence: I don't know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wearing colorful pants and acting as a non sequitur.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Eh, he only farted once."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Heathers, Rosemary's Baby, V for Vendetta, I <3 Huckabee, Circumstance, Vicky Christina Barcelona, Women Without Men, Annie Hall, The Rules of Attraction, Norma Rae (problematics involved) Anchorman, The Bad Intentions, Short Bus, One to Another, Las Malas Intenciones, The Act of Killing (must see, but incredibly intense and trigger warnings all around), anything with the Three Stooges.

Shows: Charmed, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I Love Lucy, Arrested Development, Friends, New Girl, Will & Grace, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Parks and Recreation, Girl Code, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Summer Heights High (because Ja'mie and Mr. G are the best), Girls, and RuPaul's Drag Race.

Literature: Zami: A New Spelling of My Name, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Night, Things Fall Apart, We Too Must Love, The Queer Art of Failure, Mrs. Dalloway, A Room of One's Own, Sister Outsider, On Bullshit, The Wave, The Great Gatsby, and The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Gender Trouble (because why not? might critique the inaccessibility and theoretical hierarchy of it, but still why not)

Authors: Audre Lorde, Oscar Wilde, Octavia Butler, James Baldwin, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ann Aldrich (Marijane Meaker), Virginia Woolf, and Dean Spade

Music: Janelle Monáe, Erykah Badu, KPop, Disclosure, Grimes, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Marina and the Diamonds, Yelle, Robyn, The B-52's Corinne Bailey Rae, Rihanna, Brazilian Girls, Basement Jaxx, Antony and the Johnsons, Solange Knowles, San Cisco, Clean Bandit, and Chilly Gonzales.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My contacts
La mama y el papa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I keep forgetting to wear pink on Wednesdays
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When can I get pizza?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I swallowed my retainer.
You should message me if
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the following resonates with you:

- assimilation does not equal liberation;
- booty shaking once a week;
- the moon