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29 M Collingswood, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
i own a fedora but i'm not a nice guy. i'm a huge slut when i'm single and an awesome boyfriend when i'm not. all i care about is music. all i care about is the perfect one-liner. all i care about is dal makhani. my passions include hoisin sauce and being murdered at words with friends by beautiful women who have to walk through the subway turnstile sideways. i don't care how creepy that sounds. i try to fix everyone and i never want to do that again. i'll do things that make me personally uncomfortable to keep a room entertained. i want someone to get my arms tattooed with. i want a girl who looks evil but isn't. i am never going to stop dressing like i am 15. if you have suspicions about self-identifying male feminists, i'll only confirm them. i am endlessly sex-positive and i am absolutely wasted on someone who isn't. if your ultimate fantasy is to be gangbanged by four guys, i will help you find the guys and clean the apartment. i have thought long and hard about my favorite food and it is unquestionably steak. i don't write with capital letters unless someone is paying me. i don't necessarily need to get married but i would like to fuck someone in a wedding dress someday.
What I’m doing with my life
i have the best jobs in the world and they all relate to music
I’m really good at
pushing crumbs off a bed
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
musical starting points: lil wayne, sonic youth, sleater-kinney, liz phair, paramore, miranda lambert, ghostface killah, d'angelo, against me!, the dismemberment plan, yo la tengo, bikini kill, madonna, pistol annies, burial, aphex twin, skrillex, girl bands, punk, country, R&B, rap, pop.

tv: archer, buffy

movies: god i haven't seen a movie in so long but wonder boys, brick, the social network, zodiac, scott pilgrim, forgetting sarah marshall and ghost world are all rad

food: indian, chinese, malaysian, middle eastern, greek, bbq, bar food, steakhouses
The six things I could never do without
brains, bellies, butts, hips, lips, chips, dips

oh is that seven

the seventh thing i hate the most that you do/ you make me love you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to change the world for the better

jk mostly sex
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to squeeze you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i guess that i'm not into short hair on girls. i'm not proud of it because i'd love to be attracted to everyone equally, and many deserving short-haired girls have tried to holler. but i just can't get into it. i'm sorry.

about myself? i tend to overshare against my better judgment so you'll hear all my red flags soon enough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're ke$ha + 300 lbs