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29 M Collingswood, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
i have thought long and hard about my favorite food and it is unquestionably steak. i don't write with capital letters unless someone is paying me. i don't necessarily need to get married but i would like to fuck someone in a wedding dress someday. i own a fedora but i'm not a nice guy. i'm a huge slut when i'm single and an awesome boyfriend when i'm not. all i care about is music. all i care about is the perfect one-liner. all i care about is dal makhani. my passions include hoisin sauce and being murdered at words with friends by beautiful women who have to walk through the subway turnstile sideways. i don't care how creepy that sounds. i try to fix everyone and i never want to do that again. i'll do things that make me personally uncomfortable to keep a room entertained. i want someone to get my arms tattooed with. i want a girl who looks evil but isn't. i am never going to stop dressing like i am 15. if you have suspicions about self-identifying male feminists, i'll only confirm them. i am endlessly sex-positive and i am absolutely wasted on someone who isn't. if your ultimate fantasy is to be gangbanged by four guys, i will help you find the guys and clean the apartment.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm living my dreams and it turns out they don't have a dental plan
I’m really good at
pushing crumbs off a bed
The first things people usually notice about me
that they've never seen me with a skinny woman
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
musical starting points: tune-yards, the magnetic fields, lil wayne, sonic youth, sleater-kinney, liz phair, bikini kill, pistol annies, sleigh bells, four tet, miranda lambert, aerosmith, be your own pet, pylon, that dog, ghostface killah, television, eminem, richard hell and the voidoids, oneohtrix point never, madonna, paramore, wussy, luna, alice in chains, gogol bordello, king sunny ade, old 97's, fela kuti, imperial teen, d'angelo, danny brown, against me!, the dismemberment plan, yo la tengo, burial, aphex twin, group doueh, skrillex, girl bands, punk, country, R&B, rap, pop, "sexual healing."

tv: i really just need you to like archer and buffy

movies: god i haven't seen a movie in so long but wonder boys, brick, the social network, zodiac, scott pilgrim, forgetting sarah marshall and ghost world are all rad

food: indian, chinese, malaysian, middle eastern, greek, bbq, bar food, steakhouses
The six things I could never do without
brains, bellies, butts, hips, lips, chips, dips

oh is that seven

the seventh thing i hate the most that you do/ you make me love you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to change the world for the better

jk mostly sex
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to squeeze you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i guess that i'm not into short hair on girls. i'm not proud of it because i'd love to be attracted to everyone equally, and many deserving short-haired girls have tried to holler. but i just can't get into it. i'm sorry.

i tend to overshare against my better judgment so you'll hear all my red flags soon enough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're ke$ha + 300 lbs