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26 North Beach, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:05am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a philosophical microbiologist that lives at the beach. I'm an INTJ for the myers briggs fans. When I'm not writing a short story or filming a food safety film, I'm visiting friends spread out around the state.

I just got back from a trip through London and Oslo to Longyearbyen for the total solar eclipse! While I was in London, I got a chance to drive on the wrong side of the road. While in Longyearbyen, I got to go snowmobiling by polar bears (I missed a polar bear attacking campers by a few hours), ice caving inside a melting glacier, and dog sledding past abandoned coal mines up in the fjords. I can also tell people that I ate in the northernmost sushi restaurant in the world. :) If there was a job up there for me, I'd live there in a heartbeat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a health inspector for my county; I have very interesting/haunting stories to tell from it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing the movie preview voice (thank you Pablo Francisco)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a little of every genre: there is something to be appreciated in every art form.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- the consequences of each decision I make and the parallel universes that might exist
- how the music I listen to and have grown up with have become "classics" and "oldies"
- ethics/politics/religion/philosophy/science
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a TV show addict. I keep up with so many different shows that I need an app just to keep track of what I've seen. Right now, I'm re-watching random episodes of Family Guy.
You should message me if
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You think you'd enjoy a good debate (philosophy and politics are my wheelhouse)...or you're second language is sarcasm or spanglish