I guess I should say straight off that I'm polyamorous. If you're still reading then I'll tell you that I'd really like to know what you're reading right now (besides this profile). Other than that, I'm funny and interesting to talk to - mostly in a cerebral but corny way. I'm getting pretty good at playing Mississippi John Hurt songs on the guitar, but I also write my own stuff. I try to go to the gym 5 days a week but I only ever make it 3 to 4 times. Sometimes less. I'm an epicurean but I secretly fantasize about being a stoic. I love cooking, drinking dark, malty beer, and making bread. Sometimes, I imagine myself being interviewed by Terri Gross. Come on, you know you've done it.

Living it. Lamenting it. Discovering it. Revering it. Repeating it.

Playing music. Cooking. Bullshitting. Making people laugh. Crossing the line while making people laugh when I’m bullshitting.

No idea.

Vanishing Point, Broken Social Scene, Spaghetti Westerns, Fish Tacos, A Confederacy of Dunces, Lamb Stew made with Sage and Pinot Noir, The Good Soldier Svjek, A Song of Ice and Fire, M. Ward, The Dresden Files, The X-Files, Dinosaur Jr., Down by Law, Kung Pao Chicken, Borges, Woolf, Calvino. Tom Waits, Blossom Dearie, Chet Baker, Delicious malty beer, Whiskey, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Peter Murphy, umm... Bauhaus. BSG, TNG, The Boys (the comic book), The Last Light of the Sun, Belle & Sebastian.

Food. Water. Something to make music on.

The human condition.

Probably at home waiting until Monday or Tuesday to go out; complaining that Friday and Saturday nights are amateur nights.

The innocent and the beautiful have no enemy but time.

You’re so inclined, you're queer, you're straight but queer anyway, you're okay with polyamory, it’s Tuesday, or you can do a back flip.