It's just the premise of this whole thing. I'm trying to find the right angle for this profile. The anti-profile thing that I see a lot doesn't work too well. We're all in this OkCupid predicament together, you know? Let's make it work.
I'm sure most everyone is more interesting in person, anyway.
.ZOMG IM RLY BAD AT THIS. I do not like laughter. I do not like fun. My back is not laid. The flow does not always go with me. If you can handle all this, send some words! Alright...
OH wAIT, I'm left-handed and a Virgo and I was born in a hospital. Fair warning. If you were born if February, don't even THINK about it. I walked into a room full of "people" once, felt bad vibes and shouted to myself "these assholes were born in February!!1" as I scurried to the adjacent room of Late-August-Early-September births. I can't take this anymore.
Also, those of you looking for a TALL man need to get with the program. If I'm shorter than you, you can look over me and pretend I'm not even there! What a treat.
My mom informed me that my name was going to be Gillian, had I been a girl. She said it was because of the X-Files. But I was born before Scully was even a thing. And I would have been known as GILL for short??? GILL!
So she settled on naming me after that brat from Pet Cemetery, even though I was born before THAT too! How about that? My mom's into some futuristic shit, huh?
If you want to hang out, let's do it. I'm moving back to the area and could use some new friends.
I hope you like people because I'm a person! I'm a writer, though my clients would call me a wronger (ew). And yes, collosus is spelled incorrectly...for a reason. I genuinely value creativity and expression.
UPDATE: Ha, I'm going to become a teacher instead! WRITING, for fuck's sake.
I have a podcast now for some reason. Actually, no I don't. What was I thinking? I eat at IHOP. I'm appalled at the ten cent rise in price of the Big Steak Omelet. I was just looking for some stomach inflation, not the real deal. You guys suck.
Somehow I ended up in Southwest Atlanta the other day and the only vehicle on the road was a damn wheelchair! WTF!!!!
UPDATE: I've been there enough now and it's no longer worthy of a "WTF" I actually just mumbled "Oh." the last time. I'm hard as fuck, let's be honest.
UPDATE: I retract that...I went to Hood Mart.