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goofcollosus

25 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
ZOMG IM RLY BAD AT THIS. I do not like laughter. I do not like fun. My back is not laid. The flow does not always go with me. If you can handle all this, send some words! Alright...

OH wAIT, I'm left-handed and a Virgo and I was born in a hospital. Fair warning.

If you want to hang out, let's do it. I'm moving back to the area and could use some new friends.

I hope you like people because I'm a person! I'm a writer, though my clients would call me a wronger (ew). And yes, collosus is spelled incorrectly...for a reason. I genuinely value creativity and expression.

I have a podcast now for some reason. Actually, no I don't. What was I thinking? I eat at IHOP.

Somehow I ended up in Southwest Atlanta the other day and the only vehicle on the road was a damn wheelchair! WTF!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Thwarting convention by adhering to it. Contemplating graduate school as the cold realities of the Bachelor's degree continue to mount. I heard it was useful, but I'm starting to wonder if I should have dropped out of high school and received a head start. I'm slightly kidding.

I like to write things and be creative. Sometimes, I even get paid for it. I'm on a quest to make this whole MONEY fiasco and creative outlet thing work out. It's a conundrum, but it's all about the experience in the end, I suppose. Not like our money has any real value (FIAT CURRENCY PRINTED OUT OF THIN AIR LOLFEDERALRESERVE)

OMG FRIENDS! WRITING DOESN'T PAY! WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Seriously are there no more cubicles left in this fucking town?
Has everyone been cubicled? Is Atlanta merely a giant office building with a little graffiti on the side to add some "culture"? Stay tuned. Find out. Dateline investigates. And asks the questions no one else will. Because only Dateline is dumb enough to ask these stupid ass questions.

I'm also a hatchet man of the New World Order. For what that's worth.

I also record myself making noise and then give them song titles. Can I be a musician now?
I’m really good at
I have a master's touch with a microwave.
I'm good at drinking bad coffee
Avoiding sleep. I have a love/hate thing with sleep.
These two attributes seem to be intertwined, as I occasionally find myself in bed for 2 or 3 hours unable to fall asleep. Could the culprit be the pot of coffee I made at 11 PM? No way!

Apparently, my voice is soothing enough to narrate audiobooks.
I feel like I'm good at stringing words together.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I prefer historical nonfiction. I like reading about corrupt politicians and enigmatic, flawed figures. Lolita, David Icke, how-to manuals, AP style books, anything that offers the closest representation of true events. All The President's Men, The Sound and the Fury. anything involving conspiracy theories, textbooks, really anything that at least aims at truth. But of course fiction is fun also. Lately, I'm more into lectures on space and conspiracies. (DID U KNOW THERE ARE REPTILIANS IN THE F'N WHITE HOUSE???)

Shows: Breaking Bad, Mr. Show, horrid reality shows, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, The Wonder Years, Arrested Development

Music: R.E.M., Guided By Voices, Boards of Canada, Smashing Pumpkins, Pavement, Neil Young, Prince, Outkast, The Lemonheads, Screeching Weasel, Slayer, Sunny Day Real Estate, Joanna Newsom, Radio Dept. Sparks, They Might Be Giants, Carcass, Elvis Costello, Baby Bird, Sun Kil Moon, Red House Painters...I could never come up with a satisfactory list for this.

Movies: Annie Hall, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Eraserhead, Mullholland Dr., Magnolia, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski...an assortment of documentaries OH also these..Persona, King of Comedy, Fargo, other things that are good that you don't care about, most likely.

Not only do I like all these things, I also find enough time to eat. When I'm not stuffing my face, I usually am caught indulging in the above. I seriously just drink coffee and imagine eating a full course meal. I mean, with these paychecks...you know? I try to eat sushi and other things that are mildly fancy.

I also watch my sports teams a lot. They are terrible, though. So I don't really know why.
The six things I could never do without
There's very little that I just couldn't do without, but I'll try.
1. Sushi
2. Purpose
3. Dinosaur Jr.
4. Things that make me laugh and think
5. A creative outlet
6. Annnnd...oh fuck it. Barack Obama! You caught me!

Are these questions designed to make you give up on the profile before completion? Jesus. Are people sitting in a dark room betting on when a particular user says 'fuck this'? "I got 10 to 1 odds goofcollosus bails on this shit at "My Self Summary." Well, I proved that person wrong. It was actually when I determined Obamy was in my top six.

And I'm surrounded by Obamacare ads on this site. I told you guys that dude is a must have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I'm thinking about things instead of actually doing things. other than that, everything.

Simulation theory, the economy, the government and its role in the lives of citizens, the moon, how to have a positive impact on the lives of people I interact with no matter how small the impact might be, stripping away ego to find truth, black holes, deja vu, parallel universes, the feeling that great art can give and where it comes from. Also, other things that aren't dumb like why I haven't had IHOP lately or why the Atlanta Falcons like to hurt my feelings.

Recently, a friend and I pondered why no one has rapped over the Goosebumps TV show theme. I almost want to do it myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sulking to Depeche Mode or something as silly and equally pathetic. jk (actually not even jk).

Lately, I've been indulging in trivia nights where I get overly emotional after missing questions about The Beatles, apparently.
(I don't even like the Beatles that much! "Yellow Submarine"! WTFFFF????)

I'm pretty good at coming up with trivia team names that will either greatly embarrass the trivia host or get my team thrown out of the establishment.

My friends and I also want to try karaoke and see which one of us can clear the room the fastest. My Billy Corgan impression should do the trick.
Come on! Like YOU have never felt like a rat in a cage??? jesus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok, so I cherish Fred Durst. So fucking what? Arcade Fire is really bad! Other serious, deal-breaking proclamations!

Or wait. Maybe that I'm actually NOT embarrassed to be on this site! I mean it hasn't ruined my life yet? I haven't a clue what the deal is here.

HOW BOUT THAT FERRIS WHEEL? MORE LYKE EMBARRASS WHEEL BECAUSE IT'S F'N EMBARRASSING!)!)!(#( or something? Atlanta is goofy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to? What am I supposed to say here? You should message me if this profile disgusts you and you just want to tell me about it? LOL That's cool too.