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goofcollosus

24 / M / Straight / Single

Washington, District of Columbia

His Details

Last Online
May 17
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a man with a very particular set of skills. Currently in limbo between Atlanta and DC.

The purpose of this section is unclear. So, I summarize everything here so that you don't have to wade through all the trash below? Maybe there is a purpose here!

Well, I hope you like people because I'm a person!
What I’m doing with my life
Thwarting convention by adhering to it. Contemplating graduate school as the cold realities of the Bachelor's degree continue to mount. I heard it was useful, but I'm starting to wonder if I should have dropped out of high school and received a head start. I'm kidding slightly.

I like to write things and be creative. Sometimes, I even get paid for it. I'm on a quest to make this whole MONEY fiasco and creative outlet thing coalesce. It's a conundrum, but it's all about the experience in the end, I suppose.

OMG FRIENDS, WRITING DOESN'T PAY WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I'm also a hatchet man of the New World Order. For what that's worth. or at least trying to be. Why else would I be in Washington? LOOOOOL. I'm kidding. I think.

I also record myself making noise and then give them song titles. Can I be a musician now?
I’m really good at
I have a master's touch with a microwave.
Listening to Five Finger Death Punch with a straight face. (ok ok I'm lying)
I'm good at drinking bad coffee
Avoiding sleep. I have a love/hate thing with sleep.
These two attributes seem to be intertwined, as I occasionally find myself in bed for 2 or 3 hours unable to fall asleep. Could the culprit be the pot of coffee I made at 11 PM? No way!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I prefer historical nonfiction. I like reading about corrupt politicians and enigmatic, flawed figures. Lolita, how-to manuals, AP style books, anything that offers the closest representation of true events. All The President's Men, The Sound and the Fury. anything involving conspiracy theories, textbooks, really anything that at least aims at truth. But of course fiction is fun also. Lately, I'm more into lectures on space and conspiracies.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Mr. Show, horrid reality shows, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, The Wonder Years

Music: R.E.M., Guided By Voices, Steely Dan, Smashing Pumpkins, Pavement, Neil Young, Prince, Outkast, The Lemonheads, Screeching Weasel, Slayer, Sunny Day Real Estate, Joanna Newsom, Radio Dept. Sparks, They Might Be Giants, Carcass, Elvis Costello, Baby Bird, Sun Kil Moon, Red House Painters...I could never come up with a satisfactory list for this.

Movies: Annie Hall, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Eraserhead, Mullholland Dr., Magnolia, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski...an assortment of documentaries OH also these..Persona, King of Comedy, Fargo, other things that are good that you don't care about most likely.

Not only do I like all these things, I also find enough time to eat. When I'm not stuffing my face, I usually am caught indulging in the above. I seriously just drink coffee and imagine eating a full course meal. I mean, with these paychecks...you know?
The six things I could never do without
There's very little that I just couldn't do without, but I'll try.
1. Sushi
2. The prospect of something more, something to strive for, a goal.
3. Dinosaur Jr.
4. Being able to think
5. The ability to gather and apply knowledge (which I suppose ties into number 4 or maybe not)
6. Inspiration

I don't know. Why did I fill this out? By the way, I didn't intend to give myself a brain aneurysm while filling this out, but this question seems to have provoked just that. And by my answers, you see I'm a complete dunce. How can I say "being able to think" when if I didn't have that ability, I would gloss over this question entirely and save myself the trouble. Let's change 4 to "Experience". whatever that really means. If you are still reading this...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I'm thinking about things instead of actually doing things. other than that, everything.

Simulation theory, the economy, the government and its role in the lives of citizens, the moon, how to have a positive impact on the lives of people I interact with no matter how small the impact might be, stripping away ego to find truth, black holes, deja vu, parallel universes, the feeling that great art can give and where it comes from. Also, other things that aren't dumb like why I haven't had IHOP lately or why the Atlanta Falcons like to hurt my feelings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sulking to Depeche Mode or something as silly and equally pathetic.
Lately, I've been indulging in trivia nights where I get overly emotional after missing questions about The Beatles, apparently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is it still private if it goes public? I ain't saying shit.

Ok, so I cherish Fred Durst. So fucking what? Arcade Fire is really bad! Other serious, deal-breaking proclamations!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're into it. What am I supposed to say here? You should message me if this profile disgusts you and you just want to tell me about it? That's cool, too.