goofnut
31 / m / straight / seeing someone
Altamonte Springs, Florida, United States
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goofy to the core, consistently random, and funner than a slinky
My self-summary Propose an edit
I am in an awesome relationship with an awesome girl. So, that
would mean I'm not single =)
Funny, friendly, dorky, goofy, fun spirited =)
Myself in brief - As goofy as they come; meaning I love to laugh,
and love making others laugh along with me just as much =) My humor
tends to be very silly and playful. I have a keen sense of when to
pull on the reigns though as to keep it from becoming obnoxious.
I'm not at my best when it's a one man show, so if you are capable
of adding some of your own goofy banter into the mix I tend to feed
off that quite well =) I consider my sense of humor to be a
"nothing is sacred" kind, meaning I can find humor in just about
any topic, and can't recall ever getting offended by a joke.
There's nothing that is really off-limits, though I can certainly
recognize sensitivities and wouldn't tell a "so this nun walks into
a bar..." joke to a priest or something like that =) I'm certain I
can be safely categorized as a bit dorky, and I am totally cool
with that! I stole this quote from someone's profile quite some
time ago, and I still love it:
"Embrace your inner dork, because life is too short to be
cool"
To me it means to have fun no matter how silly or "dorky" it may
make you appear to others. If you're the ones laughing, then you're
obviously the ones having all the fun =)
Part-time student studying psychology. Employed full-time. Live on
my own.
Looking to meet some new people, make some new friends/hang-out
buddies =)
And please... let me be quick to apologize for the extreme level of
boredom contained within this profile. I'm new here and have yet to
refine it to accurately reflect just how kickass I am, haha
=)
Feel free to drop me a line if you found something that piqued your
interest or want to ask me about something we have in common
=)
(For the record... I know that funner is NOT a word =P)
I'm really good at Propose an edit
Guitar Hero
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
The "slow-brains" notice how fast I talk =P
If I happen to be outside with my shirt off they would notice the
glare.
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Laughter, Music, Internet, PB&J, Cereal, Cruise Control
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
How sweet it would be if, in this Florida heat, one of those Coors
Silver Bullet trains zoomed past me and made things really cold, if
only for a day. That would rule hard.
How messed up it is that Santa isn't real =( That really hurt...
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
I am most likely bored =P I am almost certainly home alone as I
don't really make it a point to go out on any particular night. I
have to be up at 6AM on Sat morning for work, so it would be kinda
counterproductive for me to do anything Friday night that would
keep me up really late. I can deal with being tired Sat morning
once in a while though =)
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I'm fascinated by the idea that a bigfoot or sasquatch-like
creature could be real. Well... used to be more fascinated, but
still find it pretty interesting =)
I carry a "man-purse" with me most everywhere I go. It's basically
a shaving bag with contact lense solution, my glasses, chapstick,
some pens, my sunglasses, etc., in it. I usually leave it in the
car though (don't start to tease me, I will fight tooth and nail to
minimize the oddness of me carrying this around with me! =P)
Oh, and... Santa Claus isn't real, but the Easter Bunny is
You should message me if Propose an edit
...you agree with one of my favorite quotes "Embrace your inner
dork, because life is too short to be cool"
...you enjoy laughing... a LOT
...you believe that the best foundation for any kind of
relationship is a strong friendship
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Questions He Cares About View all
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- Is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you’re attracted to) when you’re in an exclusive relationship with someone else?
- · Yes, it's wrong
- · No, it's not wrong
- · Unsure / maybe
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- If married, when would you expect your partner to wear a wedding ring?
- · Most or all of the time.
- · Some of the time. It's situation dependent.
- · Seldom or not at all.
- · Only when they want to.
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- If you were to be with one person for the rest of your life, which of the following would you fear most?
- · Partner's unfaithfulness.
- · Partner's eventual unattractiveness.
- · Insufficient sex.
- · Lack of communication.







