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goofyperv

47 M Advance, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Simple guy. Playful, inquisitive, naughty. Likely to put my foot in my mouth any time I speak. Musician, philosopher, cook and horrible comedian. If you choose to use the like button, please let me know with a little note. Sorry, but I feel that paying to meet someone is somewhat akin to prostitution.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just plodding happily through it. Trying to be a person who can meet his reflection with a smile. The less complicated the better, unless you've got some ideas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing things from a different perspective.
Burning grilled cheese.
Cooking.
Juggling one thing at a time.
Spelllinng, but not typinggg.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair... or that I'm driving all over the road.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Historical based fiction, Clive Barker, Ayn Rand, Neil Gaiman, James Clavell, James Michener. Chinese, Japanese and Thai movies, Scifi, horror, action, drama. English club music, Norwegian metal, Tibetan chants, Afropop, Irish sea chantys, you get the idea. I regularly travel the world via the food I eat. I'm constantly trying food from new places.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gravity.
Oxygen.
Garlic.
Ears.
Strings.
Boobs!... had to, I'm a guy. Just laugh n shake your head.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? Not sure, could be laundry, watching a band, a movie, reading, working on music or waiting for Godot.
You should message me if
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You want to.