I like wandering around the city, playing party games with terrible people, thrift shopping, going to shows/theatre, and basically anything to do with food. (In case you couldn't tell, I'm a big fat Fatty McFatfat.)
I'm a big hairy man-hating feminist, and no, that isn't hyperbole. Misogynists need not apply.
Also, if you can't make fart jokes, we won't get along.
Important note: I'm in a long-term relationship with (howtotakeafall). We live together, and it's pretty cool. So if you're not down with nonmonogamy, we should probably just be friends.