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googlejesus

23 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Myndi, and I'm really pissed that The Big Bang Theory got renewed until 2017. If you're into the whole Meyers-Briggs thing, i'm an ENTP.

I like wandering around the city, playing party games with terrible people, thrift shopping, going to shows/theatre, and basically anything to do with food. (In case you couldn't tell, I'm a big fat Fatty McFatfat.)

I'm a big hairy man-hating feminist, and no, that isn't hyperbole. Misogynists need not apply.

Also, if you can't make fart jokes, we won't get along.

Important note: I'm in a long-term relationship with (howtotakeafall). We live together, and it's pretty cool. So if you're not down with nonmonogamy, we should probably just be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating ice cream and watching Netflix with my cat.

I also work in real estate, but that's not important.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've kept a cactus alive for a while, so I guess I'm alright at that.

EDIT: The cactus is now dead. I am good for literally nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to think it's my sparkling personality, but let's not kid ourselves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Freakonomics, The Compleat Wrks of Wllm Shkspr (Abridged), Brave New World, the HG2G series. In general, I mostly enjoy realistic fiction and crazy sci-fi.

Movies: Wristcutters: A Love Story, Misery, Life is Beautiful, Sssssss and other assorted terrible B-movies, Stranger than Fiction, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, World's Greatest Dad.

Shows: Wonder Showzen, Bob's Burgers, HIMYM, OUAT, Dollhouse (No, I've never watched any other Whedon). Also everything on GSN. I'm 80 years old.

Music: If you're into Hawksley Workman please message me. I've never met someone else from the US who likes him. I guess you can check out my last.fm too , if you want.

Food: I'm a cheesesteak snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A sense of humor. If I weren't able to laugh at my life, I'd probably be a pretty big wreck (as opposed to just the medium wreck I am now).
2. Background noise.
3. Dry shampoo for when I'm too lazy to wash my hair.
4. My cat.
5. A cell phone so that I can call my dad crying when I don't understand insurance or taxes.
6. Wawa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why there are ice cream trucks that play fur elise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working until around midnight, then just hanging out at the apartment. When I'm not working, I might be out with a couple friends, or just spending the night in relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm starting to get bored of the internet.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're lacking a snarky fat woman in your social group.

you routinely laugh at both bathroom humor and political satire.

you want to get cheesesteaks and don't mind me jotting down notes as I eat.