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gordonary

27 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 29
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Indonesian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i like music, justice, truth, most guitars, all dogs, and brevity.
What I’m doing with my life
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learning n shit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
musical things, bein a real dude, giving a shit, rock-paper-scissors, and the oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my resemblance to denzel washington.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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deep ones, good ones, funny ones, honest ones, soulful ones. anything with enough hot sauce is edible.

ODB "Nigga Please" and Propagandhi "Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes" changed my life.

Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Brothers Karamazov, Slaughterhouse V, and 1984 are must-reads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tank tops, bicycles, guitars, burritos, larry bird, humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, the past, industrial complexes, white crane Silat, the NBA, 9/11, geopolitics, high-level stoner extrapolations, wordplay, sex. can science achieve a unified theory of complex systems?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either taking or giving a shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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laura winslow was my first crush. i still make wishes.
You should message me if
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you drive a truck. you have a cute dog that doesn't fit in a purse. you want to make music. you train in or appreciate martial arts. you would rather meet up and see if we click than have a painfully drawn-out and tactical conversation via OKCupid.

..your interpersonal communication abilities and senses of morality and ethical responsibility haven't been eroded by the advent of the information age. lolwtf.