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gorillafriend

47 M Culver City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I think, therefore I.....wait, what was the question again?
What I’m doing with my life
Lately, I've been sketching out new esoteric museums. I also raise a kid, make stuff, advise people in marketing stuff, invent and execute unusual food combinations, and sell snow to Eskimos. Between that and my career as an Albino pornstar dwarf, things are a bit busy.
I’m really good at
Borrowing cups of sugar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book, movie, music and food are all the same - Grease. (If typos for countries counted, you could apply this as well as a favorite country.)

Actually, I don't think Grease is a book. That's ok. I'm blind anyway. And, to be perfectly frank, my illiteracy isn't helping the matter much.
The six things I could never do without
1. Dinosaurs
2. Dodo Birds
3. Millard Fillmore
4. Atlantis
5. The Roman Empire
6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rodney Allen Rippy, string theory, and why chocolate doesn't come in purple.
On a typical Friday night I am
Turning quinoa into fuel; turning fuel into quinoa; turning Robin Williams into a really funky brand of bagel chips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Our species is vastly overrated.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like small butts and you can lie.