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gorillafriend

49 Culver City, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 37–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Speaks
English

My self-summary

2-10-15

I have been listening to bootleg Joni Mitchell and recent Sia. It's marvelous when great music from different eras do a small kiss and make new random genres.

What I’m doing with my life

Yesterday I sold an ice cube to an Alaskan hamster.

I’m really good at

Asking midgets why they aren't dwarves.

The first things people usually notice about me

A giant penis that most North Koreans find charming

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

My favorite book, movie, music and food are all the same - Grease. (If typos for countries counted, you could apply this as well as a favorite country.)

Actually, I don't think Grease is a book. That's ok. I'm blind anyway. And, to be perfectly frank, my illiteracy isn't helping the matter much.

The six things I could never do without

7 things.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My invisible nipple that I keep in the Bahamas.

On a typical Friday night I am

Trying to re-elect Stalin. The guy, despite his patent flaws, had a spectacular mustache if you like mustaches.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I sometimes loan testicles to desperate elephants.

You should message me if

You have 14 apes in your freezer OR (just to be less "elitist") you like small butts and you can not lie.

The two of us

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 37–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Speaks
English