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gorillafriend

48 Culver City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 37–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
2-10-15

I have been listening to bootleg Joni Mitchell and recent Sia. It's marvelous when great music from different eras do a small kiss and make new random genres.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Yesterday I sold an ice cube to an Alaskan hamster.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking midgets why they aren't dwarves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A giant penis that most North Koreans find charming
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book, movie, music and food are all the same - Grease. (If typos for countries counted, you could apply this as well as a favorite country.)

Actually, I don't think Grease is a book. That's ok. I'm blind anyway. And, to be perfectly frank, my illiteracy isn't helping the matter much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
7 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My invisible nipple that I keep in the Bahamas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to re-elect Stalin. The guy, despite his patent flaws, had a spectacular mustache if you like mustaches.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes loan testicles to desperate elephants.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have 14 apes in your freezer OR (just to be less "elitist") you like small butts and you can not lie.