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gorillafriend

48 M Culver City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 37–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think, therefore I.....wait, what was the question again?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lately, I've been sketching out new esoteric museums. I also raise a kid, make stuff, advise people in marketing stuff, invent and execute unusual food combinations, and sell snow to Eskimos. Between that and my career as an Albino pornstar dwarf, things are a bit busy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Borrowing cups of sugar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Conjoined twin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book, movie, music and food are all the same - Grease. (If typos for countries counted, you could apply this as well as a favorite country.)

Actually, I don't think Grease is a book. That's ok. I'm blind anyway. And, to be perfectly frank, my illiteracy isn't helping the matter much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Dinosaurs
2. Dodo Birds
3. Millard Fillmore
4. Atlantis
5. The Roman Empire
6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rodney Allen Rippy, string theory, and why chocolate doesn't come in purple.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Turning quinoa into fuel; turning fuel into quinoa; turning Robin Williams into a really funky brand of bagel chips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Our species is vastly overrated.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like small butts and you can lie.