gorillafriend
49 Culver City, CA
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My self-summary
I'm working on a pizza that will change the world. (It doubles as a sofa.)
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping it real. Sometimes I'm keeping it fake though.
I’m really good at
Asking midgets why they aren't dwarves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm arriving on a unicorn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book, movie, music and food are all the same - Grease. (If typos for countries counted, you could apply this as well as a favorite country.)

Actually, I don't think Grease is a book. That's ok. I'm blind anyway. And, to be perfectly frank, my illiteracy isn't helping the matter much.
The six things I could never do without
7 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My invisible nipple that I keep in the Bahamas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to re-elect Stalin. The guy, despite his patent flaws, had a spectacular mustache if you like mustaches.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I buried Paul.
You should message me if
You have 14 apes in your freezer OR (just to be less "elitist") you like small butts and you can not lie.
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