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26 M Greenfield, MA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:54pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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May be between the ages of 5 and 105.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just your regular 20something navigating a crummy economy. Podcaster / writer / professional mess. I'm into video games and video game design, writing, foreign affairs, world history, zoology, and snorkeling. I currently sell all sorts of board games and hobby games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling tall tales. Stir-fry. Remembering obscure animal biology and video game facts. Mario Kart 64 (Green shell skills).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I try to lead with a joke in every situation, life is more enjoyable when you're laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Terry Pratchett, Gregory Maguire, Joanna Russ, William Gibson, Nnedi Okorafor, Aravind Adiga, Chris Abani, Toni Morisson, John Kennedy Toole, Frank Herbert, Nalo Hopkinson, Octavia Butler, Walter Moers, Ray Bradbury, Ursula Le Guin, Neil Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, Conan Doyle, William King, Shel Silverstein,
Movies: LOTR, The Fountain, Kill Bill, Indiana Jones, Snatch, Pixar, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Life Aquatic, Superbad, Hellboy, anything Miyazaki.
TV: Daily Show, Colbert, History Channel, Bizarre Foods, Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, The Venture Bros, Avatar: The Last Airbender (&Korra), Game of Thrones (love to hate it)
Music: Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, TV on the Radio, Daft Punk, The Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, The Doors, etc. Most "world music."
Food: I'll try anything.
Video Games: Short answer - a bunch (except the toxic stuff).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air. An internet connection. Exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who's faster, Mario or Sonic?
I know, everybody says Sonic, but if you hold the B button down, that plumber can really haul. It's up for debate, that's all that I'm saying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing, writing, playing a video game, at the gym, out with some friends, or working. Lately -- mostly just the working bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was five, I saw the movie Jaws for the first time, and for about a year and a half afterward I had an irrational fear of being attacked by a shark in the shower. I'm good now.
Giant squids, too. But that's legitimate. They have tentacles and beaks. That's just terrifying.
You should message me if
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You are radical and wanna hang out being radical doing cool stuff.

You're interested in the representation of women, gender, race, and their intersection in media. You like works that challenge hegemony and kick it in the teeth.

You can shift from discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the War on Terror to yelling about Legend of Korra.

You can do a barrel roll.

You have a fauxhawk.

You can do a barrel roll while rocking a fauxhawk.

You find these are horrifying as I do: