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  • Ages 19-34
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My details

Last online
Jul 18
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I think if your reading this you'll really like me.
read on, young traveller...
if you venture west you will find pictures of different guys... stop that
if you venture east you will find my "details" *shocking discoveries abound*
if you venture north you shall see my face
but if you venture south... that is where you shall discover all kinds of fun
which way do you go?
What I’m doing with my life
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1.pretending to be people, pretending to know how people are and pretending to make an impact on the world.
2. dreaming my way into people's hearts and minds
3. experiencing life
(hidden response #4: searching for my soulmate)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. staring into space and letting my mind wander while my pen ambles along a page and draws incoherent characters which eventually may end up as the pages in books or plays.
2. staring into someones eyes and reacting off of them in some kind of way that confuses even myself and perplexes those around me enough to consider it interesting to watch
3. not being not complicated
The first things people usually notice about me
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the immensity of my ugliness. first my heart, then my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of historical books at the moment. I'm a fan of Emperor Mollusk vs. the Sinister Brain, Gods Behaving Badly, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter to name a few of my favs. All of these are of course wonderful examples of history. I like lots of plays, me being a theatre-y guy, Phedra's Love, Crave, Blasted, Cleansed and Psychosis 401 by Sarah Kane are beyond cool, sometimes Blasted, anything by George F. Walker (Canada's equivalent to Shakespeare), many of the works by One Yellow Rabbit appeal to me, Shakespeare of course, Ben Jonson is a fav too, Shaw, Beckett, Pinter, Ionesco, Judith Thompson. Anyways, there's lots.

Listen to some Die Antwoord, LMFAO, some rap here and there, Lady Gaga, top 40, classical, jazz, i'm a big fan of retro video game tracks, RadioHead, Crystle Castles, Metric, and Prozzak. Also like killer stuff by my friends, or peers. Tend to veer away from folk for some reason, maybe I find it too earthy, but I even like that now and then too :)

I eat anything. Except excrement and small pieces of concrete.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
and luck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a stupid life I'm living, somebody stop me

Live the question. Some day you will live into the answers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a big jerk.
You should message me if
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You wanna cuddle. I can do coffee too.