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goth_brooks

30 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
May 3
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Music, Girls, Prescription Pills. If you like any of these three we should get along. If you like all three, you're mint. Do you want to go to the gay bars and hit on chicks together? What if we stay in bed naked all day listening to obscure music? Do you like cheeseburgers and sex, or sex with cheeseburgers?

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What I’m doing with my life
Hustling, trying to strike it rich, and getting laid as much as possible. Just like everybody else.

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I’m really good at
Having sex with girls I meet on the Internet, writing, eating and griddling burgers, citing obscure bands and albums.

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The first things people usually notice about me
That look in my eyes that says, "Yeah, that guy popped about two dozen Valium."

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sam Lipsyte, Dustin Hoffman, The Wire, Spiritualized, Fentanyl Lollipops.

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The six things I could never do without
Women, Music, Pills, Liquor, Burgers, Baseball

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether the girl I'm talking to has an "innie" or "outie" vagina.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to music, talking to chicks, high on pills.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still tear up at the end of "It's a Wonderful Life", but then again I guess I always cry when I masturbate.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You're sopping wet right now.

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