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gotnoswag

23 F Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to Texas from new York 2 years ago.
I have absolutely no friends in this state.
I don't party. I just smoke and play xbox. Antisocial much?!
With that being said I'm just here to look so you shouldn't even message me ๐Ÿ‘Œso why am I on here you may ask....2 reasons:
1. I do what I want
2. I like looking at sexy white boys near me ๐Ÿ˜„

I'm single cuz I'm effing crazy.
Forever in the friend zone.
Mans best friend.

I'm kinda cool ๐Ÿ’ƒ

If you're trying to get laid don't just not message me but uhmmmm get a life....or a fleshlight ๐Ÿ‘
Plus I'm celibate wompwompwomp
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Donโ€™t overthink this one; tell us what youโ€™re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying my new life in Texas....
Trying to stay out of trouble.
Plotting muahahaha
Looking for sanity
Iโ€™m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We wonโ€™t judge.
Not bullshitting on my OKC profile like everyone else likes to do smh....
The first things people usually notice about me
Iโ€™m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lips
My eyes
My beautiful hair ๐Ÿ’‡
I'm a loud sarcastic bitch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: abraham lincoln vampire hunter

Shows: game of thrones, boardwalk empire, spongebob

Movies: anything Tarantino, tron, scent of a woman, the lion king, many many more

Music: heavy metal...black metal...thrash metal...glam metal....death metal...stoner metal.
Techno
EBM
Britney Spears
Odd Future
Snoop Dogg

Food: cheese steak, pasta, ribs, steak, everything basically.

๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿž๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿš๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My phone
2. My Xbox
3. My car
4. My best friend
5. Spontaneity
6. Internet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacationโ€ฆ itโ€™s all fair game.
Men
Video games
Pickup trucks
Working
Traveling
More men
Smoking
Working out
Being sober
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on โ€” how do you let loose?
Its Friday night right now and I'm cooking dinner....playing vice city and about to play some xbox....and light a bowl.....sounds like a good ass night to me

Or karaoke night!
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
Iโ€™m an empty essayโ€ฆ fill me out!
I came to confess.....I was the second gunman in the grassy knoll
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You shouldn't.
But no one reads profiles soooooo I'm still gonna get messages anyway.