I don't really believe in absolutes, but nevertheless, I am on a constant mission to find truths - as much as truths can exist without absolutes. I try to share these truths and spread knowledge in an effort to help make the world a better, safer, less messed-up place. I want to make the world and the future a better place and time. Which is idealistic and cliche. I'm not trying to do this through looking to the past, though, because I firmly believe that "the good old days" were far shittier than the present, and I'm definitely not nostalgic for anything other than 90's pop culture. Additionally, I think general nostalgia is the gateway to social conservatism, which is the Scourge of Humanity in my humble opinion.
I am a feminist and I generally love cats more than people. I should have a terminal degree in procrastination, and I am really good at arts and crafts.
I am fiercely loyal to my friends, and I would probably go insane if I was not extremely busy most of the time. I'm snarky and sarcastic, but not nasty or cruel. I just don't like to keep my thoughts to myself, especially when they are so goddamn funny all the time. I'm unapologetically blasphemous, and I have a problem with people who don't swear. When I was a child, adults had a tendency to underestimate me, and to this day I hate that more than anything.
I'm incredibly awkward. I think it's cute and is working for me, but you should be the judge of that, not me.
I am an INFP/ENFP (the E and the I were pretty much tied, 47-53.)
I think I sound a lot more arrogant than I actually am in this blurb, but then I can't really be objective, as I have a considerable amount of bias.