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gottwaldster

36 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I A M

witty, clever, funny, sarcastic, stubborn, hyperbolic, enthusiastic, musical, historical, literate, creative, single-minded, introverted, extroverted, confident, comfortable, lazy, content and mildly intoxicated. these might all occur in one evening.

T H I N G S I L I K E

- non-monogamous (this is a big one)
- sex-positive / guilt-free / comfortably non-traditional
- kink curious or kink experienced
- queer / bi
- brilliant
- hilarious
- nerdy / dorky / geeky
- learned
- bookworm
- independent
- strong
- into your own shit / busy / not needy
- creative
- analytical
- a smoker
- a drinker
- a loudmouth
- a tomboy
What I’m doing with my life
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A T T H E O F F I C E

i'm the senior creative at a large bay area museum. i also teach graduate graphic design.

at some point i'm hoping the MFA thesis i completed a couple of years ago will morph into the full length book i want it to be. it's about theme park design.

A F T E R H O U R S

i have an interest—well, bordering on obsession—with mid-century modern furniture. particularly the broyhill brasilia and lane acclaim lines. as such, there is often more furniture in my apartment than there should be, as i'm constantly buying pieces and refinishing them and reselling them.

i play (in descending order of proficiency) drums, guitar, bass and piano. i'm obsessed with disneyland. i have a tiki bar and a tiki mug collection. there are probably over 1,000 books in my apartment.

i will always be a jeans and t-shirt man but i have a sizable collection of aloha shirts; one of which i will don if the occasion is right.

i type in all lowercase.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
identifying typefaces at the drop of a hat. playing a song on the guitar after hearing it once. gin rummy. puns. grammar humor. giving head. getting head.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm enthusiastic, yet with a healthy dose of cynicism. i like to make people think. and laugh. i'm tall. i'm sharp as a tack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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B O O K S

i read an insane amount of shit. like, four books a week sometimes. almost entirely non-fiction. wait, that's not quite true...in summation—chomsky, zinn, turkel, klien. klosterman. verne, wells, clarke.

M O V I E S

sci-fi, historical biopics, anything long and slow with lots of talking and gorgeous cinematography. 80s comedy (1st gen SNL cast type stuff). various personal cult classics.

T E L E V I S O N

i have trouble with a lot of current TV because i don't like shows where the camera isn't fixed (wobbles). mad men, however, is beautifully shot on a traditional dolly setup. with the best production design on the scene today. rejoice.

M U S I C

R.E.M. was my first true love; i'm kinda sad that they have decided to call it quits. even if their last few albums totally sucked. in my youth i was a bit of a skate punk. still am a bit. i'm the guy who will insist that "the old shit is better" no matter who we're talking about. ps. my youth circa 1994–1998 was dedicated, heart and soul, to a now-not-so-small band from san diego that was once called just 'blink.'

F O O D

sushi, steak, indian, mexican, chinese. yea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
whisk(e)y
books
music
my mac(s)
my cat
my vans slip-ons (sometimes wacky like checkers. i like bright colors too)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whatever i'm reading. or things i could be reading. the state of america, the empire in decline. what i want to do to (for) you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading. at a bar with friends. still at work. out on the town with you. sex later.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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privacy is dead.
You should message me if
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if you want to be close to someone who will leave you alone. alternately, if you just want to meet my hitachi.