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37 San Francisco, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Let me make this quick:
- Loves to laugh at: myself, compromising situations, other people (within reason and I don't point), corny jokes, and when uncomfortable
- Foodie
- Music Junkie
- Sun Worshipper
- Hugger
- Bacon Lover
- Brutally honest but, sensitive
- Opinionated, but will compromise
- Curious, but respects privacy
- Always tries to see the best out of people unless otherwise proven wrong
- Can shower and get ready in 10 minutes flat.
- Loves sports (Giants, 49ers, Ravens, Celtics)
- Will let you win in thumb wrestling but not at a staring contest
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For Fun:
- Trying to figure out how I can get Minions
- Enjoying the walk thru the unbeaten path and discovering the treasures along the way. (That sounded so vague...oh well)
- Trying to eat and drink my way through a ladylike and timely manner, of course.

For Work:
- You know, just the typical girl on a job-site making sure the guys don't hurt themselves with the scissor lifts, fork lifts, jack hammers, table saw and not fall off a scaffold.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Staring Contests
- Boggle
- Being clumsy
- Remembering random stuff ( e.g. that patch of skin behind your elbow, if you pinch/squeeze it, it doesn't hurt)
- Hugging
- Being a friend
- Being the designated driver
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oddly enough, it's my name. Most of the time, when I tell people my name; 4 out of 5 people are compelled to bust out and sing this commercial jingle made popular by an "AS SEEN ON TV" product wherein you can grow a plant-afro- like hair on the most mundane item. Yes, they say it with utmost flair that it's actually quite entertaining to watch. If I had a dollar every time someone does that, I'd be rich enough to buy out that company, close it, and make those damn things obsolete.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catcher in the Rye, Celestine Prophecy, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept, Unbearable Likeness of Being

Movies: Shawshank Redemption...everything else is sub-par.

Music: oh boy...this list is going to be long. Can I just show you the playlist on my Ipod?

Food: Anything except liver...and peanuts...I'm allergic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Allergy Meds
- Almond M&M's
- The Beach
- Music
- Coffee
- Laughter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a.) at home
b.) out with friends
c.) at the gym
d.) at a concert
e.) scheming/plotting something fun
f.) Giants game
g.) out of town
h. not all of the above at the same time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often wish that Kurt Cobain is still alive, and Justin Bieber isn't. Oh, and I can also sing/rap Eminem and Rihanna's "love the way you lie". I know...right?!
You should message me if
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You think you can be THAT person who can finally teach me how to use chopsticks.