Let me make this quick:
- Loves to laugh at: myself, compromising situations, other people (within reason and I don't point), corny jokes, and when uncomfortable
- Foodie
- Music Junkie
- Sun Worshipper
- Hugger
- Bacon Lover
- Brutally honest but, sensitive
- Opinionated, but will compromise
- Curious, but respects privacy
- Always tries to see the best out of people unless otherwise proven wrong
- Can shower and get ready in 10 minutes flat.
- Loves sports (Giants, 49ers, Ravens, Celtics)
- Will let you win in thumb wrestling but not at a staring contest

For Fun:
- Trying to figure out how I can get Minions
- Enjoying the walk thru the unbeaten path and discovering the treasures along the way. (That sounded so vague...oh well)
- Trying to eat and drink my way through SF....in a ladylike and timely manner, of course.
- Giving back to the community whenever I can.

For Work:
- You think women can be catty and bitchy? Try working with 42 construction guys. It's cattier and more brutal than an episode of Bachellorette. But instead of a rose, they'll throw you hammers.
- No, I don't do the actual construction work. I just make sure everyone is in line and not throwing each other off of a scaffold.

- Staring Contests
- Boggle
- Remembering random stuff ( e.g. that patch of skin behind your elbow, if you pinch/squeeze it, it doesn't hurt)
- Hugging
- Being a friend
- Being the designated driver

Oddly enough, it's my name. Most of the time, when I tell people my name; 4 out of 5 people are compelled to bust out and sing this commercial jingle made popular by an "AS SEEN ON TV" product wherein you can grow a plant-afro- like hair on the most mundane item. Yes, they say it with utmost flair that it's actually quite entertaining to watch. If I had a dollar every time someone does that, I'd be rich enough to buy out that company, close it, and make those damn things obsolete.

Books: Catcher in the Rye, Celestine Prophecy, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept, Unbearable Likeness of Being

Movies: Anything that has a lot of car chases, light saber fights, robots turning into cars, a lot of explosion...the bigger, the better

Music: oh boy...this list is going to be long. Can I just show you the playlist on my Ipod?

Food: Anything except liver...and peanuts...I'm allergic.

- Allergy Meds
- Almond M&M's
- The Beach
- My Ipod
- Frequent Flier Miles
- Laughter

a.) at home
b.) out with friends
c.) at the gym
d.) at a concert
e.) scheming/plotting something fun
f.) Giants game
g.) out of town
h. not all of the above at the same time

I often wish that Kurt Cobain is still alive, and Justin Bieber isn't.

You think you can be THAT person who can finally teach me how to use chopsticks.