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August 2011. Always a groomsman, never a bride. sigh...

Siblings in Baton Rouge April 2015. So glad we managed not to murder each other in childhood.

Nephew & niece, Memphis, Oct. 2014. Good lord, the cuteness!

Edinburghing, Sept. 2014. I love travel! I've been to 614 countries, 17 failed states, and Newark!

Christmas 2013 My brother and I make friends with a bespectacled elf who resembles Donald Rumsfeld.

Bernal Hill 4/28/13. It may be not be apparent, but I'm holding my friend's deeply body-dysmorphic Yorkie in a death grip, to keep her from trying to maul all the pit bulls, German Shepherds, and Rottweilers that happen past...

May 2013. PhD's take a really long time. BUT they let you wear this adorable funny little hat!

June 2012. Eating donuts in Memphis with my nieces (who rule). That apple fritter? Took about 32 months off my life. Was it worth it? You have NO idea....

I'm still not sure how I ended up being one of those jackass tourists who does something like this. As a student of Psychology, though, I can't help but marvel at what a boffo cover photo this would make for a 3-for-price-of-1 phobia workbook. Aug 2011.

So puberty was rough. I can explain the hair, though. There was a barber in my town who was about 104 y.o., had Playboys, and would let you smoke cigarettes while you waited. So my idiot 9th grade friends and I patronized him faithfully.