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San Francisco, California
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August 2011. Always a groomsman, never a bride. sigh...
Thanksgiving 2013. Thankful for friends. And pie.
Bernal Hill 4/28/13. It may be not be apparent, but I'm holding my friend's deeply body-dysmorphic Yorkie in a death grip, to keep her from trying to maul all the pit bulls, German Shepherds, and Rottweilers that happen past...
July 2013. So a series of dumb decisions recently required that I undergo emergency surgery. I'm happily on the mend, thanks in part to the absurd healing cuteness of my nephew. Homeboy LOVED working the hospital bed controls!
05/21/13. PhD's take a really long time. BUT they let you wear this adorable funny little hat!
June 2012. Eating donuts in Memphis with my nieces (who rule). That apple fritter? Took about 32 months off my life. Was it worth it? You have NO idea....
(4/25/12). Jammin' with my friends' 20 month old. My man can P-A-R-T-Y!! Pretty much Keith Moon with a more regular naptime...
May 2012: In Seattle with my little brother. "Little" is a relative term, as he's about twice my size. Still, I'm probably 3/4 of an inch taller than him, a difference that does not go unremarked-upon at family holiday gatherings...
I'm still not sure how I ended up being one of those jackass tourists who does something like this. As a student of Psychology, though, I can't help but marvel at what a boffo cover photo this would make for a 3-for-price-of-1 phobia workbook. Aug 2011.
So puberty was rough. I can explain the hair, though. There was a barber in my town who was about 104 y.o., had Playboys, and would let you smoke cigarettes while you waited. So my idiot 9th grade friends and I patronized him faithfully.
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