Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a self-obsessed, sarcastic, judgemental, gossiping
crazy-person. I tell great stories, I'm a hit at parties, I have
I'm a champion drinker and I know most things about bourbon. My
refrigerator is empty and my house is so devoid of food that I
enjoy showing people the desolation just to see their shocked
faces. How do I live? What do I eat? It's anybody's guess at this
point. All I know is that I sleep like a baby -- I wake up every 2
hours screaming and starving.
I am excited, yes, and yes. But not really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently decided, "Hey! Enjoy yourself!" So basically I'm
enjoying myself more. I need to travel more although I've certainly
been no slouch in this department. I'm sincerely trying to get
better at giving people nicknames.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People are good at what they practice. I feel totally justified
that I practiced being a nerd for so many years because that junk
totally paid off. Now I'm practicing being a not-nerd. Recent
cool-guy accomplishments include pluralizing wordz with a "Z",
drinking an old fashioned and paying $14 for a hamburger (tight).
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people *should* notice is that I've got a new cool
jacket. Literally everyone I know is talking about it; it's a
pretty big deal. The inside pockets are labelled with tiny little
patches so that I'll know what to put in them. My favorite is the
flask pocket followed by the old-timey phone pocket. It's ironic
because an old-timey phone wouldn't fit. I keep gum in that
If you notice me in the jacket and you need gum, I probably have
some. The second thing people notice about me is how much I hate
sharing. DO NOT ASK FOR GUM!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Established, universally awesome bands like Pixies, Of Montreal,
Fiery Furnaces, Neko Case, Morrissey, Stereolab. Also, recent
cool-dude bands like Animal Collective, Morning Benders, Passion
Pit, MGMT, Phoenix, Dirty Projectors, Surfer Blood, Vampire
Is Pearl Jam awesome? Yes, but that's likely the nostalgia
tater tots, spaghetti, whiskey, scotch, garlic, bacon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People, lunch, month-long vacation, crazy-hilarious friends,
bacon-fried tater tots, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes. People. Relationships. Outer space. Success metrics.
Seriously, how do you really know when you've achieved?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finally taking a night off! I like going out on Tuesdays. But I'm
probably going out anyway. Friday's the best time to visit your
friends in Oakland because... f*ck Oakland on a weeknight.
You should message me if
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