Ok. See, there is a reason for the whole "me in a nutshell" section. I understand that it's not really bedtime reading material. I also understand that, for some, you hate to read and that f*cker is just too long and you'd rather have your eyelids cut off than read it and may, in fact, be the only way you would read it. I get it. However..think of this invaluable information as more of a DISCLAIMER section. Disclaimers. What happens when we don't read the disclaimer? Anyone? Yeah...goofy lookin ass with your hand up in the back. ^.- That's right. Customer Service is gonna tell you that you are S.O.L. Shoulda read the fine print.
So...my tattoo pic was flagged as "non-appropriate". You're kidding me right?? The silhouette pic is ok but the tat pic just had to go! Men can have tattoo pics, that do not include their face mind you, but women can't?? WTF is up with that??
Per the Despair website on customer dissatisfaction: "We're not happy till you're not happy." Dude...I'm so feelin you right now..."
I was just given a poem written specially for me entitled "I just met an angel today" wow...props to the dude who had the balls to actually hand that to me! Lol
24 May 2014
*Top quotes of 2013*
Scene: My baby has come to see me on mother's day.
"Mom, it's hella dank in here."
**jamming to Demi Lovato**
"Omg mom!! Stop rockin out it's 11 o'clock at night!
**confused look** "I was?"
"Yes! You're 'hella' loud. HELLA"
"Sorry 'mom' :/"
**3 March 2014**
Most updated without having to scroll alllll the way down ;)
Me in a nutshell:
Oh...as an Aquarius I am most compatible with Libras ;) just an FYI ...
http://www.throughnightsfire.com/Ascendantsinlove.html (scroll down to Scorpio Rising - female)
Just an FYI. :))
**5 May, 2013**
As I say goodnight to an awesome day, I leave you this brilliant self-summary from another Okc hopeful:
"There are almost 7 billion people in the world, and almost 4 times as many chickens. Currently working on a way to telepathically communicate with them. I plan to be the Genghis Kahn of the chicken revolution. I will rule the world atop my huge golden egg." - courtesy, thatsnotokcupid.com
Again..wth?? Dude, you're doing it wrong. -_-
**1 May, 2013**
I just learned today that there is a site called "thatsnotokcupid.com" where, apparently, folks post their issues with other OKC member's profiles and/or pictures. Take, for instance, this grievance sent in by a user to OKC moderators:
"I am reporting this photo because it is a T-Rex holding a lit stick of dynamite and shooting a machine gun while riding a shark and is not a picture of the user."
**12 March, 2013***
If you cannot see my comment code below, I did it right ha.
**411 - OKC is out to totally spoil a girl's fun. That's ok. Just so ya know...I did it right :/ Thanks guys**
Just on the spur of the moment, I feel I need to update my profile a bit. There is so much more to my personality than I have described. Time prevents me from telling all but if you're curious, please feel free to ask ;)
22 Mar, 2013 - I have plenty of time now :) So, let's get into it.
I totally agree with a fellow OKC'er (is that even a word?? No? Doesn't matter.) Please do NOT email me if you have no photo. I have one...(several actually) so should you. And if you're hiding for any reason..? Well..I won't go there -_______- And while I'm on a train of thought....if you cannot distinguish the difference between there, they're, and their, (or other errors that grind my gears such as the improper usage of "who's" and "whose" or "lose" and "loose") for god's sake...please go back to school (or perhaps read a dictionary...they have those online now :/), come back, and write an articulate, cohesive email that I might respond to. Probably. 80%. 75-80. <--bonus points if you can name that movie ;)
I know; I'm a b**ch. You don't like it? Keep movin'.