Robot Monkey Pants. Are they slacks for mechanical simians? Are they clockwork trousers for monkeys? Or are they primate-print pajama pants for sleepy automatons? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

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Here are some random facts about me that may be on the final:
- I'm a native Oregonian and love the northwest.
- I am a software engineer and delight in my work.
- I have a Bachelor of Science... in Art!
- I'm an INTJ and a polymath.
- I enjoy running, biking, and hiking.
- I'm an occasional artist when I find the time.
- I have a cool house that I share with my two bachelor cats.
- I'm really happy with my life and proud of my accomplishments.

The only thing I'm missing is someone to share the adventure with. :)

I have a great job with a great company.

I have awesome friends with whom I enjoy getting together for gaming, book club, movies, and lively chats.

I volunteer as a mentor and tutor at a middle school.

I have wonderful parents who also enjoy a good game, movie, or exploring this great state we live in.

I've been exploring Oregon, finding places I never knew existed, despite having lived here all my life.

I love to create things, and lately that's been with LEGO and Minecraft.

I've been looking for a good place to move to in the Portland area.

I'd also enjoy having someone to go to see movies, try new restaurants, and other fun stuff, since doing these things are more fun with a date.

Solving puzzles and fixing things.

Explaining complicated stuff in easy-to-understand terms.

Making sure the important stuff gets done.

Making sure the unimportant stuff is fun!

Books:
Mostly classic science fiction and modern action/adventure.

Movies:
5th Element, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Contact, Airplane, Princess Bride, The Rocketeer.

TV:
My favorites at the moment are Community, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, and Legend of Korra.

Music:
Anything with a good beat.

Radio:
OPB!

Food:
I love lots of foods (there's not a whole lot that I don't like), but I often fall back to my staples, like peanut butter, pizza, burgers and shakes.

Water
Food
Shelter
Clothing
Computer
Something to make art with... oh wait, I often use a computer for that!

Science, Technology, Design, Entertainment, Politics, my Friends and Family.

- You're smart, honest, and cute.
- You enjoy the occasional tabletop or video game.
- You enjoy exploring new places.
- You find lively political and philosophical debates stimulating.
- You get excited by science.
- You care about the world we live in and enjoy giving back to society.
- You have a positive outlook on life.
- You've answered at least 300 questions (the match % doesn't work otherwise) and we have at least an 85% match.
- You don't smoke and aren't religious.

If all of that you're still waffling, just send the message already! The worse thing I could say is "thanks but no thanks". :)