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Clankypants

37 Eugene, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Robot Monkey Pants. Are they slacks for mechanical simians? Are they clockwork trousers for monkeys? Or are they primate-print pajama pants for sleepy automatons? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

...

Here are some random facts about me that may be on the final:
- I'm a native Oregonian and love the northwest.
- I am a software engineer by trade.
- I have a Bachelor of Science... in Art!
- I'm an INTJ and a bit of a polymath.
- I enjoy running and hiking, but nothing hard-core.
- I'm an occasional artist when I find the time.
- I have a cool house that I share with my two bachelor cats (a polydactyl tabby and a derpy mainecoon, both named after ancient gods).
- I'm not very good at writing self-summaries. ;P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get to solve problems, streamline processes, and help others turn good ideas into great ideas for a living. It's the best!

I volunteer as a mentor and tutor for kids learning math and science in middle school.

I love to create things, whether that's been art, designs, or building things with LEGO or in Minecraft.

Lately I've been exploring Oregon, finding places I never knew existed, despite having lived here all my life (it's a pretty amazing state). I highly recommend Newberry Caldera in Central Oregon, and the Chowder Bowl at Nye Beach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving puzzles and fixing things.

Explaining complicated stuff in easy-to-understand terms.

Making sure the important stuff gets done.

Making sure the unimportant stuff is fun!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Mostly classic science fiction and modern action/adventure.

Movies:
Some favorites: 5th Element, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Contact, Airplane, Princess Bride, The Rocketeer.

TV:
I like a lot of stuff, but some favorites include Community, Parks and Rec, Star Trek, and Legend of Korra.

Music:
I don't follow music, so I rarely know any performers or what their songs are named, but I tend to get energized by anything with a good beat.

Radio:
OPB!

Sites/Blogs:
Too many to list!

Podcasts:
Thrilling Adventure Hour, Comedy Bang Bang, Hello Internet, and many more.

Food:
I love lots of foods (there's not a whole lot that I don't like). Of note is that peanut butter is a staple for me, so if you're allergic, I'm deadly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Food
Shelter
Clothing
Computer
Something to make art with... oh wait, I usually use a computer for that!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ways to improve almost everything; from cars to gadgets to government to films, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on all the news on the internet. Working my way through a backlog of TV shows, movies, and games recommended by friends. Lamenting there is never enough time to do all the things I want to do, no matter how much I multi-task.
You should message me if
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- You are smart, honest, and have a positive outlook on life.
- You are mentally and emotionally healthy.
- You have a bit (or more) of a nerdy side.
- You like to give back to society and enjoy helping others (even if you don't do it as much as you could).
- You're looking for someone to explore new places and taste new foods with.
- You don't smoke or do drugs.
- You are not religious or conservative.