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grammeramaid
26 / F / straight / Single
Oakland, California
Awards (1)
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
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- Body Type
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- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
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- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Sign_Language (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am defiant, a romantic, and bitter about it.
My Self-Summary
i like:
mermaids, tulips, crossword puzzles, bagels, inside jokes, striped underwear, kittens, pop corn, laughing, lady singers, dancing around my apartment, sisters, text messaging, jeans that fit, pink and green and grey, clean laundry, clashing clothes, cuddling, making out, "bitch" and "bust" and "ms.", postsecret, steering wheels and direction, tattoos, burt's bees, living song lyrics, used book stores, pretending i know how to relax my shoulders, maple, checking out boys on their bikes, defying gender norms.
i do:
knit, buy too much yarn without having a project in mind, sing along to disney movies, read more than one book at a time, watch people, love farmer's markets, color code things, what you think i shouldn't do on purpose.
i admire:
women dancers, choreographers, poets, writers, singers, songwriters, rebels, artists, actresses, crazies, chefs, designers, producers, doctors, family members, therapists, teachers, mentors, tattoo artists, and positive role-models (and a few men who do those things too).
mermaids, tulips, crossword puzzles, bagels, inside jokes, striped underwear, kittens, pop corn, laughing, lady singers, dancing around my apartment, sisters, text messaging, jeans that fit, pink and green and grey, clean laundry, clashing clothes, cuddling, making out, "bitch" and "bust" and "ms.", postsecret, steering wheels and direction, tattoos, burt's bees, living song lyrics, used book stores, pretending i know how to relax my shoulders, maple, checking out boys on their bikes, defying gender norms.
i do:
knit, buy too much yarn without having a project in mind, sing along to disney movies, read more than one book at a time, watch people, love farmer's markets, color code things, what you think i shouldn't do on purpose.
i admire:
women dancers, choreographers, poets, writers, singers, songwriters, rebels, artists, actresses, crazies, chefs, designers, producers, doctors, family members, therapists, teachers, mentors, tattoo artists, and positive role-models (and a few men who do those things too).
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a sign language interpreter. i have to interpret everything you
say, even if you say, "don't interpret this, but..." and even if
you don't want me to.
I’m really good at
sleeping, cuddling with kittens, dancing around my apartment,
coming up with excuses as to why i should or shouldn't do something
that i shouldn't/should do.
The first things people usually notice about me
my height
"people tend to stick to their own size group because it's easier on the neck. unless they are romantically involved, in which case the size difference is sexy. it means: i am willing to go the distance for you." -miranda july
or eyes
"people tend to stick to their own size group because it's easier on the neck. unless they are romantically involved, in which case the size difference is sexy. it means: i am willing to go the distance for you." -miranda july
or eyes
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
lady authors and singers
vegetarian food
vegetarian food
The six things I could never do without
song lyrics, bed time, kittens, burt's bees chapstick, sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
pad thai
how i don't my way around...
how i don't my way around...
On a typical Friday night I am
probably working out. then hanging with friends and knitting. racy,
i know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i don't really have anything i'm NOT willing to say. ever.
You should message me if
you're going to actually say something and not "wink." in fact,
don't. if you do i will ignore you. seriously. it's annoying. and
if you really want to talk don't just rate me, why not take a few
minutes to write out a message?
if you're actually interested in any of the few things i had to say. or you like ice cream and kittens and bicycles and lady singers.
you should not message me if:
there are typos in your profile or message. but then again, you probably don't know that they're there. that's somewhat of a self-fulfilling prophecy that's un-fulfilling to me.
i'm uninterested in uninterested people
if you're actually interested in any of the few things i had to say. or you like ice cream and kittens and bicycles and lady singers.
you should not message me if:
there are typos in your profile or message. but then again, you probably don't know that they're there. that's somewhat of a self-fulfilling prophecy that's un-fulfilling to me.
i'm uninterested in uninterested people
