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benguin_

27 Melbourne, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 14
Orientation
Demisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The male peacock impresses the female with its beautiful feathers and its dance. Unlike the peacock, I have no feathers, my dancing abilities are non existent, and I'm really just looking to make new friends.

Yes, you will be amazed to hear I actually do look like my profile pictures. Nobody is perfect, but I'm trying my best.

In this day and age, employment is an essential part of being able to earn money to do stuff with (unless you own an illegal casino). Having said that, I work in Risk & Fraud for a start up company.

My level of intelligence is directly causational to your comprehension of a varied and robust vocabulary and not necessarily directly correlative of your tertiary qualifications or perceived intelligence quotient. (Bonus points if you can pick the word in that sentence that doesn't exist).

I like to entertain others with my stories, humour and my tales of peacocks. I’m an easy guy to get along with, and I love to ask questions about absolutely anything, but will become quickly disinterested if you have nothing to say.

I prefer a sabre of wit as opposed to a verbal meat axe when it comes to humour. I can also recite quotes from movies/TV shows. Beware, my default setting is Dad jokes! Admit it, they're adorable.

If you want to know specifics, I'll be more than happy to chat! Just because I haven't messaged you, doesn't mean I don't want to talk to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to stay healthy and exploring Melbourne.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using multi-billion dollar military satellites to find hidden tupperware.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my tattoos (I have both in abundance).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The majority of my favourite books are all in the high fantasy genre. Authors such as Raymond E. Feist, Robert Jordan, Patrick Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson , Peter V. Brett etc.

My music tastes lean towards heavy guitar; so basically anything from rock to death metal, with the occasional artist outside the box.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ice Hockey (Go Pens!)
Phone
Books
Music
Art
Cocktails
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cats.

Don't look at me with those judgemental eyes.

Even the internet loves cats, and the Internet hates almost everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Expectation: Go out with my friends, drink, chat, and have fun.

Reality: Staying at home, binge-watching TV shows, checking Tumblr, and eating.
You should message me if
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You think you're a nice person, and we could be friends.