Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The male peacock impresses the female with its beautiful feathers
and its dance. Unlike the peacock, I have no feathers, my dancing
abilities are non existent, and I'm really just looking to make new
Yes, you will be amazed to hear I actually do look like my profile
pictures. Nobody is perfect, but I'm trying my best.
In this day and age, employment is an essential part of being able
to earn money to do stuff with (unless you own an illegal casino).
Having said that, I work in Risk & Fraud for a start up
My level of intelligence is directly causational to your
comprehension of a varied and robust vocabulary and not necessarily
directly correlative of your tertiary qualifications or perceived
intelligence quotient. (Bonus points if you can pick the word in
that sentence that doesn't exist).
I like to entertain others with my stories, humour and my tales of
peacocks. I’m an easy guy to get along with, and I love to ask
questions about absolutely anything, but will become quickly
disinterested if you have nothing to say.
I prefer a sabre of wit as opposed to a verbal meat axe when it
comes to humour. I can also recite quotes from movies/TV shows.
Beware, my default setting is Dad jokes! Admit it, they're
If you want to know specifics, I'll be more than happy to chat!
Just because I haven't messaged you, doesn't mean I don't want to
talk to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to stay healthy and exploring Melbourne.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using multi-billion dollar military satellites to find hidden
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my tattoos (I have both in abundance).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The majority of my favourite books are all in the high fantasy
genre. Authors such as Raymond E. Feist, Robert Jordan, Patrick
Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson , Peter V. Brett etc.
My music tastes lean towards heavy guitar; so basically anything
from rock to death metal, with the occasional artist outside the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ice Hockey (Go Pens!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Don't look at me with those judgemental eyes.
Even the internet loves cats, and the Internet hates almost
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Expectation: Go out with my friends, drink, chat, and have
Reality: Staying at home, binge-watching TV shows, checking Tumblr,
You should message me if
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