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grandmasterwade

28 M Appleton, WI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I'm feeling strong about right and wrong.
And I don't take trouble for very long.
I got somethin' deep inside of me
Courage is the thing that keeps us free
I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I AM a real American
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just working full time for the time being.
Trying to collect all of the instruments even if I can't play them. (Therimin is on the top of the list.)
Thinking about making my own assorted sauces and dips.
Writing satirical romantic novels on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a friend.

Fixing most things.

Also according to some friends I am a real macgyver.

Blowing my nose.

Being sarcastic.
Also being the best.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How gosh darn cute i am, everything from my smile to my style.
Also ginger beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current book I am trying to read is Game of Thones. Although I have enjoyed American Splendor, The World of Karl Pilkington, Watchmen,The Real Frank Zappa Book, H.P. Lovecraft,the alphabet of manliness, 1984, Kurt Vonnegut's slaughter house five, The Greatest Show on Earth, zombie horror survival guide and a clockwork orange.

Terry Gilliam,Ed Wood, Just about everything from Kubrick,Drive, Dead Alive (Brain Dead), Old Peter Jackson in General,The Great Dictator,The Room, Troll 2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stranger than Fiction, toxic avenger,American Splendor,Quick and the Dead,royal tenenbaums,big fish, rushmore,life aquatic,mel brooks films(blazing saddles), the evil dead series, being john malkovich,bubba ho tep, anything with kurt russel for he is a manly man, the running man,garden state, anything with harrison ford because he is also a man, Not to mention the classics, The original Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy (eff crystal skull), Back to the future Trilogy. Also the Die Hard is pretty sweet.
i also enjoy the venture bros, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad,Snuff Box,Game of Thrones, Hell's Kitchen, Misfits, An Idiot Abroad, Top Chef, Bored to Death, Dexter,Top Gear, flight of the conchords,tim and eric awesome show great job, Pushing Daisies, its always sunny,arrested development,Stella,ATHF,Freaks and Geeks and other things

Easy listening

Sparks, LCD Soundsystem, Frank Turner,Devil Makes Three, Felice Brothers, Best Coast, Beirut, Midwest Beat, The Beat, Nobunny, Arcade Fire,Girl Talk, Starlight Mints, Passion Pit, The Zombies,The Decemberists,XTC, Belle And Sebastien, Of Montreal, Man Man,White Rabbits, Islands, They Might Be Giants, New Pornographers, Spoon, Matt & Kim, Animal Collective,Arctic Monkeys,Gogol Bordello,TV on the Radio,architecture in Helsinki,Hot Chip,Jaguar Love,Justice,Mando Diao,Sam Cooke,Steel Train,T.Rex,They Shoot Horses Don't They, Mr. Oizo,Joan Jett and the blackhearts, Billy Joel, the zombies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Starlight Mints, T. Rex,Beastie Boys,MC Chris, Sweet, Lou Reed, Warren Zevon

I pretty much need to get Indian food at least once a week otherwise I go into a curryless coma.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
That is it.
'Cos love is free and life is cheap
As long as I've got me a place to sleep
Clothes on my back and some food to eat
I can't ask for anything more
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wayyyy too many things!
I guess I would be considered a scatterbrain.

I enjoy watching TED, listening to NPR and looking up other intellectually stimulating interests.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, processing up some hummus, consuming said hummus and then kicking it with amigos.
Otherwise just chillin with my pet rat Fry.
My actual technical "Friday night" is Sunday. Monday night I go crazy and play board games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apple Cider>Apple Juice
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like what you read or whatever? I think that is what you do?
Maybe ask me what I made for breakfast?
Or better yet send me a question you would have typed into google, I will try to answer it without looking it up!