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grandtheftacid

21 / F / bisexual / Available

Dillon, Montana

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
—
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am open, sexual, and wild.

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My Self-Summary

I'm really not sure what to write here. I've never been really good at summarizing myself. I don't know what to write. I'm not a psycho axe murderer and I don't eat kittens or puppies. For an American, I'm as normal as I think you'll find. Which, doesn't mean much. Because to tell you a secret, I don't think anyone's really normal. I have a foot fetish, and I like to play around with violent BDSM, and other weirdness. But I am currently under the impression that it's rather acceptable nowadays.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm not really doing anything with my life. I'm trying to get it together. Which is hard to do in a small town. There are no jobs (at least, none that I haven't worked at before). I'm not really sure what I want to do with my life. I don't think anyone really knows what they want until they are old and dying their beds. So I guess I'm doing well.

Update: I have the secret of life. Now I'm trying to apply it.

I’m really good at

So many things. I like to write short stories, and one day when I find the time and the motivation, I like to think I'll write an actual novel. Until then, I'm content with short stories. And oral. I give great oral. Am I allowed to say that here? God, I hope so. That's a talent to be proud of.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm not sure. My height? I'm really short. 5'1 3/4. Don't forget that 3/4 inch. That's very important to us short people. Or you could round up and call it 5'2. That wouldn't bother me. Maybe the blue eyes. Maybe the piercings. I can't really tell for sure.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I love Stephen King and Dean Koontz books. And The Footprints of God was an excellent book. So was The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty trilogy.

As for movies, I like adult animated comedies (like south park, family guy, futurama, etc) and horror films. Especially the cheesy horror films. And porn.

Music is really varied. You'll just have to ask. Currently obsessing over In Flames, Hollywood Undead, and ICP.

And I like all food! Especially the 1/2 pound ham and cheese hot pockets. Those are orgasms for the tastebuds.

The six things I could never do without

1. either sex or oxygen. (I would be willing to give up oxygen for sex)
2. cigarettes
3. illegal substances, umm... I mean... pizza.
4. alcohol
5. internet
6. kittens

I spend a lot of time thinking about

A lot of things. My brain is never off. Sometimes I think about what it would be like to not have to think. I'm always thinking. Sometimes, it can be dangerous.

On a typical Friday night I am

Sometimes I'll just have a quiet night at home.
Sometimes I'll go to the bars and cure that sobriety issue I have.
It all really depends. I ride it out.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

What does private mean? I really don't keep anything private. Except my nerd problem. I really like nerds.

You should message me if

you feel like it, I guess. I'm not your mother. I'm not going to tell you what to do. Just please don't hurt my feelings. That bothers me. A lot.

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