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26 Fairfax, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Never before in human history have people dated from behind screens advocating for themselves through text and photos. You'll learn much more about me by hanging out in person. Anyway, here are some basics...

I've lived in the Fairfax area for most of my life, save for the years I've been doing my undergrad and grad work. I went to William and Mary for my undergrad (BS in Biology and Psychology), and went to SUNY for my Psychology MA. While in NY, I was a psychology statistics and research methods teaching assistant. My research spanned topics in evolutionary psychology, including human sexual orientation, pheromone communication, and parental investment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I teach high school biology. I absolutely love it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping in, playing board games, and criticizing intellectually inappropriate belief systems and world views (cough *insert any religion here* cough).

I also take my health seriously. I don't smoke, do drugs, and I rarely drink. I go to the gym multiple times a week, and am basically on a modified paleo diet ( fruits, vegetables, lean meat, nuts, berries, water).

Things I'm really bad at: detecting sarcasm. It's actually quite funny, I don't pick up on it at all. I think the area of my brain responsible for detecting it is underdeveloped.

Also, I apparently act like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. Multiple people have told me this on separate and independent occasions. *shrugs*
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look significantly younger than my chronological age, and that I look better in person than I do in my pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For my favorite books typically fall in the category of non-fiction pop-science. Some examples include The God Delusion and God the Failed Hypothesis, among others. Anything by Richard Dawkins or Sam Harris is always an excellent read, too. Right now, I am currently reading Double Down 2012, which is about the 2012 U.S. Presidential election.

For movies, I tend to like action/mystery/thriller. However, I have a weak spot for Titanic too, even though Gettysburg is still my favorite movie. Just don't make me watch a chick flick/romance stuff.

I admit that my taste in music is fairly insular. My favorite by far are romantic power ballads (e.g., Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey), which seems to contrast wildly with my distaste for movies of the same category. I most listen to overplayed pop songs however, thanks to Hot 99.5.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Reason and logic
3. Basic life necessities
4. Academics
5. My health
6. My friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it time to accept the reality that I'll be alone my whole life and to give up and buy a dog? Even though I'm allergic to dogs...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Game nights and hanging out with friends isn't uncommon on a Friday. Maybe even the gym. Maybe spending it alone. Maybe sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing in the shower. I like to think I can hit the high notes. It's not good...