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23 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:22am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well recently life has been a changin' for me. I only recently moved to Portland from across the river from a small town in Washington, and now I am living in SE and seeing what Portland can offer me, or what I can steal from it before anyone finds out. I am somewhat sarcastic, typically easy to make conversation, and I use puns when the opportunity presents itself. I would say I am a big music buff, but that would be a lie because I don't listen to everything that everyone says you need to listen to if you are actually a true lover of the tunes. Mainly, I listen to a lot of modern folk, indie-folk, stuff that makes you feel some feels and all that spooky jazz. I play guitar everyday, sometimes I perform at open mics when I have some songs to sing. And if there were ever a record label that would take me it would be their biggest mistake because I constantly have writer's block. I'm pretty easily distracted.

Right now I am working at a pretty neat gay bar as a bartender and have a great time with it. In addition to that, I also work at Blue Star Donuts.

This just in: I have a moped and I am not embarrassed by it in the slightest.

I'm a man full of laughs and I have my own sense of humor. I have a weak spot for redheads and pixies, but they typically have a hard spot for me. I'm trying to learn to cook better. I like reading, it's fun and it's usually my cure for insomnia. Sometimes I feel like I am forty years old but I also slightly relish the idea of being an old man. I am absolutely genuine, no jokes about it. I really enjoy a tasty brew, and it's even tastier with good company and indulging conversation.

I guess if this means anything to you: ENFP, it's pretty much a spot on description.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm talking a lot about how I am going to go back to school while I work out my days as a bartender and biking to and for each job and home. It's not a bad life.
I’m really good at
Talking to people I don't know. Being good company. Providing entertainment solely through my own actions. Almost not getting us killed. Sleeping. Waking up. Wearing hats. Wearing a mustache.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am wound-up, a little out the in the left field, not very tall, side-burns, clean shaven/beard/mustache/goatee, friendly, curious, mellow and laid-back. Talks a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This will take forever to fill out. I'll try to sum most of this up.

Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, City of Theives, House of Leaves, Slaughter-House Five, Absurdistan, The 25th Hour, The Life of Pi, Blood Sucking Fiends, Fool, It's A Dirty Job, The Kite Runner, The Bro Code, David Benioff's short story collection When The Nines Roll Over, The Postmortal, To Kill A Mockingbird, and more...

Movies: Once, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, The Fifth Element, The Fox and The Hound, The Dark Knight, 28 Days Later, Horrible Bosses; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, V For Vendetta, the Matrix, Fight Club, Sweeny Todd, Inception, Bridesmaids, It Might Get Loud, Crossroads, Inglorious Bastards, Saving Private Ryan, 50/50, 500 Days of Summer, Elf, Yes Man!, 300, Predator, Kung Fu Hustle; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; RocknRolla, Девятого Рода, Half Baked, Pinapple Express, I Love You Man, Garden State, War Of The Arrows, any Arnold Swarzenegger or Nicolas Cage film simply because they are ridiculous actors, Searching For Sugar Man, Django Unchained....

Shows: New Girl, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Scrubs, Futurama, The Walking Dead, UFC, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Flight Of The Conchords, Invader Zim, Tosh.0, John Pinette: I'm Starvin', Deadliest Catch, American Dad, The Office, Game Of Thrones, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, of course Spongebob, Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost In The Shell, Yu Yu Hakusho...

Music: Death Cab Cutie, She & Him, The Decemberists, Iron And Wine, Cake, Tegan And Sarah, White Stripes, Jack Johnson, Jack Savoretti, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, Flight Of The Conchords, System of a Down, Imogen Heap, Johnny Cash, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Foo Fighters, The Kooks, Coheed and Cambria, Xavier Rudd, The Civil Wars, Glen Hansard, The Swell Season, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mason Jennings, Tenacious D, Ben and Carlton, The Postal Service, Axis of Awesome, The Tallest Man On Earth, The Tallest Man On Earth, The Tallest Man On Earth, THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH!!!!!!

Food: The delicious kind. Like Borsch.
The six things I could never do without
An Instrument
Good People
My great family
A place to call home
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When am I going to get it together.
How lucky I am to be walking.
Being America's best worst musician.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with some friends, going to the bars for tasty tasty brews, building a log shack somewhere, sleeping from being overworked, or watching Netflix. Sometimes I forget it's Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There was a shirt window of my time where I wore fedoras... I know, I feel the shame.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like beer.
If you love beer.
If you enjoy music of my similar tastes.
You're spontaneous, or have the ability to be spontaneous.
You love kittens.
Want to simply talk over a coffee or beverage.
If you simply want to.
If you got something to say that will surprise me.
If you enjoy a nice peaceful sunny day in the grass in the woods by the river.
If you want to play music with me.
But really, I am not demanding. These are not requirements. They're ideas.