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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Well I've been a Pacific Northwest kid my whole life, though originally from little ol' Woodland, Washington. Living here has been enjoyable and I'm finally settling into my life here, though always open to the next adventure that may come my way. I am somewhat sarcastic, typically easy to make conversation, and I use puns when the opportunity presents itself. I would say I am a big music buff, but that would be a lie because I don't listen to everything that everyone says you need to listen to if you are actually a true lover of the tunes. Mainly, I listen to a lot of modern folk, indie-folk, stuff that makes you feel some feels and all that spooky jazz. I play guitar everyday, sometimes I perform at open mics when I have some songs to sing. And if there were ever a record label that would take me it would be their biggest mistake because I constantly have writer's block. I'm pretty easily distracted.

As for sustaining myself with employment, I currently am working as a supervisor at a donut shop. Sometimes it's like hearding cats, but I also get to hang with some pretty cool cats there too. I'd say it's pretty good gig.

I'm a man full of laughs and I have my own sense of humor. I have a weak spot for redheads and pixies, but typically it's not a reciprocated feeling. I'm trying to learn to cook better. I like reading, it's fun and it's usually my cure for falling asleep. Sometimes I feel like I am forty years old but I also slightly relish the idea of being an old man. I am absolutely genuine, no jokes about it. I really enjoy a tasty brew, and it's even tastier with good company and indulging conversation.

I guess if this means anything to you: ENFP, it's pretty much a spot on description.

Also I kind of judge women based on their cats.... Which basically means that if they have a feline, they be fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the donut life and watching my cat Tully play with the neighborhood cat, whose name is Jerry, but it's not really his name.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people I don't know. Being good company. Providing entertainment solely through my own actions. Sleeping very late and waking up very early. Wearing hats. Wearing a mustache.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wound-up, a little out the in the left field, not very tall, side-burns, clean shaven/beard/mustache/goatee, friendly, curious, mellow and laid-back. Talks a lot. Like no joke dude, shut up. Also very Me-like during the first encounter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I guess this might sum it up.

Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, City of Theives, House of Leaves, Slaughter-House Five, Absurdistan, The 25th Hour, The Life of Pi, Blood Sucking Fiends, Fool, It's A Dirty Job, The Kite Runner, The Bro Code, David Benioff's short story collection When The Nines Roll Over, The Postmortal, To Kill A Mockingbird, Cat's Cradle, and more...

Movies: Once, The Departed, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, The Fifth Element, The Fox and The Hound, The Dark Knight, 28 Days Later, Horrible Bosses; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, V For Vendetta, the Matrix, Fight Club, Sweeny Todd, Inception, Bridesmaids, It Might Get Loud, Crossroads, Inglorious Bastards, Saving Private Ryan, 50/50, 500 Days of Summer, Elf, Yes Man!, 300, Predator, Kung Fu Hustle; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; RocknRolla, Девятого Рода, Half Baked, Pinapple Express, I Love You Man, Garden State, War Of The Arrows, any Arnold Swarzenegger or Nicolas Cage film simply because they are ridiculous actors, Searching For Sugar Man, Django Unchained....

Shows: Peaky Blinders, Breaking Bad, New Girl, Loiue, Maron, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Scrubs, Futurama, The Walking Dead, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Flight Of The Conchords, Invader Zim, John Pinette: I'm Starvin', Deadliest Catch, The Office, Game Of Thrones, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost In The Shell, Yu Yu Hakusho...

Music: Death Cab Cutie, She & Him, The Decemberists, Red Bird, Iron And Wine, Cake, Tegan And Sara, Bon Iver, White Stripes, Jack Johnson, Jack Savoretti, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, Flight Of The Conchords, System of a Down, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Foo Fighters, The Kooks, Coheed and Cambria, Xavier Rudd, The Civil Wars, Glen Hansard, The Swell Season, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mason Jennings, Deer Tick, Tenacious D, Ben and Carlton, The Postal Service, Axis of Awesome, The Tallest Man On Earth, The Tallest Man On Earth, The Tallest Man On Earth, THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH!!!!!!

Food: Cheesy, meaty, savory and makes me fat. I also eat vegetables too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An Instrument
Good People
My great family
A place to call home
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When am I going to get it together.
How lucky I am to be walking.
Being America's best worst musician.
Meeting your cat(s).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I forget it's Friday. I also work in the early mornings so I'm usually not out very late. Probably watching Netflix or reading a book before bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There was a short window of my time where I wore fedoras... I know, I feel the shame.
You should message me if
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If you like beer.
If you love beer.
If you enjoy music of my similar tastes.
You're spontaneous, or have the ability to be spontaneous.
You love kittens.
Want to simply talk over a coffee or beverage.
If you simply want to.
If you got something to say that will surprise me.
If you enjoy a nice peaceful sunny day in the grass in the woods by the river.
If you want to play music with me.
But really, I am not demanding. These are not requirements. They're ideas. Except for this last one, which is a requirement:
Don't be a terrible human being.