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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
My self-summary
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I can eat a burrito faster than you can get the foil off of it to take your first bite.

I want to buy a lot of woodlands, build a cabin hidden in the middle of it, and then live there forever.

I couldn't identify celebrities if my life depended on it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning self-control and failing horribly at it.

I work in a bike shop, I used to be a programmer. Searching for a way to combine the two.

But mostly letting my mind wander.. and trying to find fun and enjoy life. Stress and worry are pretty minimal in my life, and I aim to keep it that way.

I don't like bars too much. They're expensive and I don't like getting drunk. I'd much rather do something fun, like eat food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, or making it worse. Baking cookies without a recipe. Being late for everything. Altering the space-time continuum to my advantage. Accidentally saying nerdy things. Word problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably how awesome I am. It's kind of a radiant glow, you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like double IPAs, sweaters, being competitive, flannel, cyclocross, gourds, bacon cheeseburgers, board games, lists, sharing, staying up late, extra pulp in my OJ, childish things, trees, instant gratification, the fibonacci sequence and its appearances in nature, cooking, getting muddy, pitching tents, dinosaurs, butternut squash soup, film noir, serial commas, boxer briefs, helicopters

Rock & roll. Especially WFMU's Ichiban rock & soul radio.

I like dystopian novels, tragic plays, and sometimes a good nonfiction. I recently read Gettysburg, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and Longitude.

MST3k is awesome, big fan of old kung-fu movies, and 80s action movies.

I'm more into movies than TV, but I like Seinfeld, Archer, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Workaholics.

I love food. I love to grill and bake and drink some beers. I make a mean apple pie.

I hate: backgammon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
burritos, bikes, baked goods, beers, blunts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bacon cheeseburgers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there's no typical friday. but just like everyone else, it probably involves beers and friends unless it doesn't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the Batman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're awesome, kinda weird, upbeat, outdoorsy, childish, adventurous, or any fun combination of those. No debbie downers or sad sallys. And you kinda have to like cookies. I fuckin love cookies.