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grapelipgloss2

31 F Ajax, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 31, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French, Spanish

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My self-summary
What can I say? The whole sometimes is greater than the sum of its parts. I cannot break myself down into a couple of paragraphs as this section requires. All that you need to know will be revealed as you read on. Just be warned, I have a tendecy to be a bit prolific when talking about myself. I am my own favourite subject. For those of you who are too wild with the anticipation of talking to me, and can't be bothered to read all of my ramblings, all you need to know is that I'm always ready for whatever you may have to throw at me. Just be careful though, because I might pick it up and throw it back!

I am newly, single, and looking.
What I’m doing with my life
I've definitly gotten over myself and my previous high and mighty attitude that led to what this section said before. Here's a much shorter and sweeter version.

My life: by ME

Family: My daughter is seven years old and the main priority in my life. She lives with me but sees her father on a regular basis. I also live with my mother and brother and grandmother, but mostly in a I rent off of them kind of way...

Career: I work in a daycare centre as an ECE (early childhood educator). I am not a babysitter and I am quite proud of my job. I was told at 17 that I would never finish highschool and i proved that bitch wrong and completed my 2 year diploma in college.

Beyond that my life is pretty boring: see my typical friday night
I’m really good at
Well now...I think we'll leave that to the imagination! ;) (Isn't it odd how most people's minds automatically jump to something dirty for this question?) I'm always reminded of a poem. "there was a little girl, who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very very good, and when she was bad, she was EVEN BETTER!" Lmfao
The first things people usually notice about me
Hey, guess what? I'm a fat chick...that's sometimes the only thing people notice...but you know what? I don't really care...I love me!!! Then again, a lot of people don't notice me, like waitresses for some reason...everyone I'm with gets served in a club, I'm still standing there with my money. My theory is that I am so unbelievably attractive that I put off other women and they hope that if they ignore me long enough I'll just go away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A)The Dream of Eagles Cycle By Jack Whyte and the Harry Potter Books, Also anything by Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman. I'll read just about anything, even the cereal box at breakfast, if it has words on it, I will read it. Some other books that are very good, but I don't consider them "favourites" based on the fact that my copies are still in one piece: The Eyes of the Dragon by Steven King; Through Wolf's Eyes by Jane Linkskold; Anything by Carl Hiaasen; Almost anything by John Grisham (the only exception is A Painted House, it sucked!)I also really enjoyed Mort D'Arthur and The Once and Future King. Most recently I read the Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons by Dan Brown. They were really good. Also, An Unfinished Life was good, but I can't remember who it's by.



B) All the Harry Potter Movies, even those not made yet; anything starring Vin Diesel, especially Pitch Black (MMMmmmm...)With the notable exception of the Pacifier, which I haven't seen yet, but automatically hate because Vin Diesel sold out!; Pirates of the Carribean (Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom? Together? in tight pants? I'm there!!) Also, Gladiator; Eurotrip; The King and I; Men with Brooms; Saving Grace; All the Disney movies except Snow White and Pinnochio; The Emperor's New Groove; The Road to El Dorado; Pitch Black (yes, this deserves being mentioned twice!); Shall we Dance; Bad Boys, the list goes on and on and on... And I just saw Shawn of the Dead. That movie Rocks!

C)Country!!! I love Big and Rich, Toby Keith and Doc Walker...also Blue Rodeo. The only downfall to the whole genre is Shania Twain! She makes me want to hurt people, starting with her! I also like Josh Groban; Medieval Babes; I basically like anything with a good beat that is easy and fun to sing along to! When I'm out at the bar I like anything that is loud and easy to dance to, when I'm in bed, I like music with a good beat. Music is very, very important to me. My life must have a good soundtrack! My most very favouritist song is Rollin' (the Ballad of Big and Rich) By Big and Rich...that song is the bestest!

D)My favourite meal is Pizza and Chicken Wings with Beer, all of which are best when eaten in good company and large quantities! I'm a half-assed vegetarian. I try not to eat meat, but sometimes I just crave a BigMac. I do not eat meat the looks like meat, it must be ground up and hidden in something, with the exception of chicken wings. I hate chickens and I believe that they deserve to die to feed me! All other animals should be given a fighting chance.

The six things I could never do without
Music,

Books,

Sex,

Movies,

Men,

Beer,

Cigarettes,

Dancing,

Tequila,

Heat, (body or otherwise),

The smell of aftershave,

A hand to hold,

Shiny things,

Expensive Shiny things,

Physical contact, (the more physical, the better!),

More expensive shiny things,

Money to obtain those items in this list that I cannot con, um, I mean charm, ;) out of other people,

Umm...did that say 6? Oops! What can I say? I'm high-maintainance. :P

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it that people only ever seem to lose one of their shoes? Why is there only ever one shoe at the side of the road? How do these people manage to get home and not have both their shoes? What were they doing that they only needed one shoe? Or no shoes? Besides...how do so many people lose shoes? You wouldn't think you would see too many shoes lying around, but I live in a fairly small town, and there are always at least 2 (DIFFERENT) shoes on the side of the road in different places. I don't see that there could be that many one-legged people in this town who are walking around with bare feet (bare foot?)Especially in the winter. How do you not notice that your shoe is gone? I mean, you'd start walking all crooked and stuff, wouldn't you? And anyway, why is it always a running shoe? Do people not lose dress shoes, high heels or boots? Maybe there is some odd person out there with a shoe fetish who is stealing all the shoes that get lost at the side of the road, but they don't like running shoes. And why is it you only see shoes at the side of the road? Why not in a park or on a pathway? Wow, I really do spend a lot of time thinking about this...

Oh, I have to revise this now, because I did see a boot at the side of the road the other day...like a work boot though, so it was still kind of like a running shoe...it wasn't like a nice shoe or anything...and it looked kind of dog-chewed, so maybe that's how it got there...

I've now seen a sock and a pair of skivvies lying on the side of the road. I think we are slowly being invaded by strange mutant nudist aliens. DOOdooDOOdoo...
On a typical Friday night I am
Same thing I do every night...PLANNNG TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! (oops! Did I say that out loud?? Inside voice, inside voice)No, really, I have no life...I spend my fridays, and most other nights (when I can get a babysitter), sitting in my local coffee shop with friends, playing cards and generally being stupid...Otherwise, I'm at the local bar getting way too drunk and hitting on all the guys. I dance and drink and party until they throw us out, then we all troupe back to the coffeeshop to play cards...so, I guess I spend all my time there...Kinda sad, isn't it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend a lot of time thinking about odd things (see above)

Also, I always have sunglasses on my head, night or day, rain or shine.

Oh, and I sing, all the time, loudly, and badly...I can think of a song for any occasion! :P

Um, there really isn't a lot that I'm not willing to tell people, if they feel like listening. I guess really the most important thing people should know is that I have trouble shutting up...

I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you want to talk to me...duh! I thought that was kind of obvious...but maybe not...anyway, message me!