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34 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:24pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It should be known that I don't have a car right now (no reason in particular) so I cycle and public transit everywhere.

Some boring stuff: I grew up in the South Bay (Torrance), went to school in upstate New York, came back to LA 12 years ago and have been here ever since.

My sense of humor can be dry, sarcastic, subtle, overt, inappropriate, wildly inappropriate, understated, self-deprecating. Occasionally all at the same time.

I pride myself on my spelling, and writing coherent sentences. Speaking coherent sentences is a completely different matter.

I love astronomy and the cosmos. Griffith Observatory is the shit. I need more Carl Sagan and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Michio Kaku in my life.

I designed and built my own bed. I went to Lowe's, bought the lumber and supplies, cut everything down, assembled, and stained it. There have had to be some structural modifications since then, but it's pretty stable right now. I want to build a bookshelf next.

I love the Oxford Comma. If you don't use it, it's not a deal breaker, as long as you're consistent. Though I'll never figure out when to use "whom."

I have a horribly selective memory, so I tend to ask people the same question multiple times. But then remember the oddest detail. Sorry in advance to anyone who falls victim to my (lack of) memory. Or maybe I'm a horrible listener. You be the judge...

I'll probably call myself out on my own shit before you have a chance to.

ISTJ for those who care about those things.

I don't follow any sports teams, but I'd be happy to root for yours and trash talk the opposing team. Except NBA. Fuck NBA.

If you got through all of that, I'm looking for a best friend, travel partner, lover, drinking buddy, sous chef, team member, someone to help pick me up when I fall down, and someone to laugh with at all our dumb jokes. Hopefully this would all be one person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Front-end web development for a large entertainment company for profit. Hiking and lifting for health. Live music and movie-going for fun. Everything else for the children.

Yes, I love my career. I'm happy to have found a path in which I'm successful, talented, and challenged.

Trying to travel more.

How do I filter out everyone who responds to this question with "living it"? Honestly, you could be my proverbial soul mate and I'll just quietly back out of your profile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about absolutely nothing. Tangents upon tangents upon tangents, and then wondering where it all began.
Working efficiently under pressure.
Finding the perfect gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no clue. I can be pretty quiet when I first meet people, unless it's one on one. My boldness negatively correlates with the size of a crowd I'm in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok, I'll try to keep this short. Admit it, no one reads this section. I only ever skim it for common ground in a conversation.

Books: Asimov, Vonnegut, Mieville, Philip K. Dick (can't just say Dick...), Y: The Last Man, The Walking Dead, Locke & Key, A Song of Ice and Fire, Hyperion Cantos.

Movies: Primer, Dark City, Fight Club, Iron Giant, Cube, The Goonies, Labyrinth, The Fountain, most sci-fi, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Enemy.

Shows: True Detective, House of Cards, Silicon Valley, American Horror Story, The League, Orange is the New Black, Workaholics, Parks and Rec, Wilfred, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the old days of Sunny, Wonder Showzen, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Breaking Bad (RIP), LOST (fuck tha h8ers), Dexter (RIP).

Music: Alkaline Trio, Bear Hands, Bon Iver, Arcade Fire, .moneen., CAKE, Gogol Bordello, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Frightened Rabbit, The Pixies, Pearl Jam, Weezer, Alt-J, Tapioca and the Flea (new favorites), The Rentals.

Food: Everything. Feeeeeed me, Seymour! Not big on sweets, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The interweb.
Caesar salads.
Wheat beers.
Good entertainment.
The cold underside of a pillow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel. (Loved All You Need Is Kill and its film adaptation Edge of Tomorrow. Seriously go watch it. It's smart and fun, they just marketed it horribly.)

What I'm going to say when I get to the front of the line.

That I mangled the sentence I practiced saying.

The universe.

How to solve a work problem when I'm using the restroom.

Why zombies are so fucking popular.

Chucks on girls. Huge turn on. Seriously.

Voicemails are a lost art form. I love leaving them and I love receiving them.

How OKC determines who is Average, Above Average, or Hot. There is certainly some accuracy to these categories, but it seems a bit unnerving. I'm also curious where I fall, but I'm not so oblivious to be unable to make an educated guess.

Why people "like" me and then never respond to my (fairly clever, personalized) messages. Confounds me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking or reading or watching or playing or any combination of those four.

I choose to relax on Fridays and Saturdays and party on a Monday or Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I get drunk, I go on a mad LinkedIn spree, requesting connections with coworkers who I may only have seen once on the way to get lunch. I also do other regrettable things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what you want, don't play games, over the fact you're on a dating website, weird in a good way, progressive when it comes to dating, have a competitive spirit, and not a flake. Otherwise, bring it on. Feel free to compliment or degrade me as you please.

Mega bonus points if you can sing and play the guitar. That shit makes me swoon.

P.S. I feel like this profile makes me sound like a bore, but I promise I'm a fungi.