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grayfox2012

38 M Kingston upon Hull, UK

My Details

Last Online
Feb 16, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right, ok. Make it interesting they say, well what's more interesting than a joke, right.

Am Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says... or rather, is ABOUT to say when he is rudely interrupted by, you guessed it, the Englishman, the worst type of Englishman, a Londoner, [boo hiss go the audience].
'I know this one' He declares, 'why the long face?'.
'No, that's not it!'.
'Sit down you thick fuck'.
From the other two. And we shall leave them arguing for a bit and focus on the main, and often disregarded character in these stories, the bar man himself.
So, what kind of man is he? Well firstly, though he enjoys being a barman it is by no means his dream fulfilled. He, like many of his profession, finished uni and continued in the same job. He recently moved to Edinburgh to begin following his childhood dream of being a writer (critics should move that this profile is being composed on a mobile phone and so should make allowances for structure, grammar etc, at least until suitably edited). He is a loving, caring man, he believes in giving the homeless man a couple of quid even if he knows for a fact it will be spent on special brew, he doesn't judge. He abhorrs injustice and cruelty. He is loyal, very open-minded, is very aware and loves that the world is made up of many different people. All in all, he's just the kind of man that everyone should have as a friend, but then I am biased, you've probably guessed why.

So, back to the joke.

'What's this?' Says the barman, pointing.
The Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman stop arguing just long enough to see what the barman is pointing at. They stop, and stare aghast at what was transpiring before them.
'I don't fucking believe it' they say in unison. 'It's a...
And there the story ends, message me if you'd like to hear what they say next.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently moved to Edinburgh to try and explore my childhood passion of being a writer. Work full-time in a bar but intend to get a job in education as soon as I can, not as a teacher though, God forbid. No, I really want to use my experiences to help kids from disadvantaged backgrounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People, I'm not keen on the phrase 'people person', it has a corporate feel to it. Fact is though I am, I love meeting new people and think I have a genuine warmth that people open up to, I don't judge, well hardly ever, some people just force it out of you. Food, love cooking, and eating.

I'm also good at understanding people, empathy. I have an ability to at least try to put myself in someone elses position, no matter how uncomfortable that can be. I hope this is what will help me succeed as a writer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, luscious curly locks, at least, that's how I'd like to describe them. My good nature would probably come a close second, I try my best never to gossip or speak ill of people; not saying I always succeed but I do strive always to be the man I want to be, I think it is really important to always want to grow and develop as a person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's a tiny sample of each category which I will immedieately want to go back and edit.

Books: Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, Brave New World, 1984, The Trial, Narcissus and Goldmund, The Glass Bead Game, The stories of H.P. Lovecraft, Louis de Bernieres' early South American novels, 100 years of Solitude, Hitchikers (and Dirk Gently, love Douglas Addams), Terry Pratchett, Neill Gaiman (Neverwhere needs both a sequel and movie, though I love the BBC series), To Kill a Mockingbird (sublime), and many many more.

Films: Dr Strangelove, Alien, Aliens, Amelie, Happy Gilmore, Moulin Rouge, Life of Brian (utter utter genius), One Flew over th Cuckoos Nest, The Prestige, No Country for Old Men, Gattaca, Logan's Run (Jenny Agitter oh my God, I don't re4ally do celebrity crushes but as a teenage boy, she did funny things to me), Dark City etc etc.

Music: The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Kinks, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Muse, Tori Amos (I know, ok), Marillion, Queens of the Stone Age, Jefferson Airplane, Neil Young, Nirvana, Moloko and so on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books.
Music.
The great outdoors.
Good converstion.
Wine.
Singing badly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gawd only knows. I'm not 'there' at the time. Often plots that I never write down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, out with friends, in with friends, in watching a movie, reading, imagining I'm a cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Right now all I'm willing to admit is that just the other day I lost a cup of tea in the fridge. Yeah, I know right.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think meeting face-to-face is better than cyber relationships, cyber texts, cyber banter, cyber sex and would rather play Cyberpunk instead.

Also if you just like to meet people that don't just come out of a mold, that have their own skewed view of life, even if you don't agree with it.

You should also message me if you just feel like it.