1.I like beards ( sometimes they can be crazy but I for the most part normal full beards are beautiful)
2. I'm not thin. I am fluffy so I like my guy to be fluffy as well.
3. I don't play games if it comes to relationship time. I'm too old for that crap plus I've invested way too much in people when I shouldn't have.
4. I can be very lazy. Give me a soft couch and movies ANYTIME.
5. My heart hurts.
Beware, I bite, I make bad decisions, I miss the butterflies in my stomach, I'm a total dork, I'm 5'2 and a half... don't forget the half, I can sneeze up to 9 times consecutively, I'm easily amused, my hand is ten times smaller than yours..ok im exaggerating, lets watch the COWBOYS, make me laugh and I'm forever yours, my favorite color is green..not neon greens but the dark greens, pass over the heath crunch coffee ice cream, I will never forget if you hurt me, yes im a fluffy girl meaning im not skinny, you must have clean nails because I do, I've been told I have stripper hair, I dont like anyone to touch my feet, I'm a chubby chaser, I can be whiny, sometimes im a grammar nazi, I dont like my nose, for some stupid reason I'm adopting a weird accent, I want to go to the zoo! and the carnival... fast rides make me sick.. I love it!, clowns are EVIL!!!, killer clowns from outerspace is the scariest movie in the world, I have an ear fetish, I look good in hats, sometimes girls hit on me, I think I'm stuck in the 90's, take me with you to a show, I will follow you wherever you go, I don't have good first impressions, I can be shy gracie, I LOATH washing dishes, can I put makeup on you?!, I'll do your hair, I usually have a smile on my face... sometimes its fake, I have very little sense of direction, I will try any drink, my Christmas cookies are awesome! ask anyone, i miss having a BFF, I dislike little dogs very much, I like kittygatos but what I really want is a Panda Bear!, Robert Smith looks better with makeup, lets color my hair!, I'm an 80's freak, just ask for a hug, I can take a joke, BRING IT ON!, I own the old nintendo and I still play zelda on it!, I collect cool socks..not plain socks...now you know what to get me for Christmas, I don't think I snore, I need to lose weight so someone can pick me up and throw me onto a bed...looks like fun!, let's spend the night at the beach, every Friday I want to be in love playing my lovesong, I drool.
I am short, random, and clairvoyant