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33 Irving, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Caution: I'm pretty broken down from a 5 year relationship. Five things you need to know:

1.I like beards (nothing too crazy... You know what I mean)

2. I'm not thin. I am fluffy so I like my guy to be fluffy as well.

3. I don't play games if it comes to relationship time. I'm too old for that crap plus I've invested way too much in people when I shouldn't have.

4. I can be very lazy. Give me a soft couch and movies ANYTIME.

5. My heart hurts.

Just scratching the surface...

Beware, I bite, I make bad decisions, I miss the butterflies in my stomach, I'm a total dork, I'm 5'2 and a half... don't forget the half, I can sneeze up to 9 times consecutively, I'm easily amused, my hand is ten times smaller than yours..ok im exaggerating, lets watch the COWBOYS, make me laugh and I'm forever yours, my favorite color is green..not neon greens but the dark greens, pass over the heath crunch coffee ice cream, I will never forget if you hurt me, yes im a fluffy girl meaning im not skinny, you must have clean nails because I do, I dont like anyone to touch my feet, I like fluffy guys, I can be whiny, sometimes im a grammar nazi, I dont like my nose, I try talking with accents but I fail most of the time, I want to go to the zoo! and the carnival... fast rides make me sick.. I love it!, clowns are EVIL!!!, killer clowns from outerspace is one of the scariest movies in the world, I look good in hats, I think I'm stuck in the 90's, take me with you to a show, I will follow you wherever you go, I don't give good first impressions, I can be shy gracie, I LOATH washing dishes, I'll do your hair, I usually have a smile on my face... sometimes its fake, I have very little sense of direction, I will try any drink, my Christmas cookies are awesome! ask anyone, i miss having a BFF, I dislike little dogs , I really want a Panda Bear, Robert Smith looks better with makeup, lets color my hair!, I'm an 80's freak, just ask for a hug, I can take a joke, BRING IT ON!, I own the old nintendo and I still play zelda on it!, I collect cool socks..not plain you know what to get me for Christmas, I don't think I snore, I need to lose weight so someone can pick me up and throw me onto a bed...looks like fun!, every Friday I want to be in love playing my lovesong, I drool.

I am short, random, and clairvoyant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
... I don't know
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
baking, being a dork, laughing at jokes, giving attention, remembering things and not forgiving
The first things people usually notice about me
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Shortness, long hair and eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Television: Psych, Futurama, The Office, Community, Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Bones. HIMYM, The Simpsons, Project Runway...

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
carbonated drinks

Side note - If you cant spend one hour without checking your Facebook or Vine, go away.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... how life has let me down, how I haven't found my partner in crime, how to make better cupcakes, how I need to lose weight because I know for a fact guys secretly really don't like fluffy gals, why I haven't found a scary movie buddy, why I've lived in DFW and I haven't been to the zoo and medieval times,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not worthwhile
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you want to be my friend and you dont have any drama with jealous girls and you're not confused about people (ex's) in your life and if you're not desperate and if you're not planning on using me... for anything other than a friendship.

... if you can live without facebook, vine, and twitter. I've had enough with the guy holding my hand while sending messages to other girls to try to get their attention.

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