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39 M Grand Rapids, MI

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:55pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I've been told that I am a good mix of quirky attractiveness, tattoos, confidence, and humor.

**Just want to maybe chat but afraid I might be one of those weird dudes that get weird/crazy/nasty in pm's? I'm just a normal guy with a good head on his shoulders, so no worries**

Recently started my lame attempt at Yoga. Was considering taking up Brazilian Jui Jitsu but Yoga seems to be more relaxing. Besides music I figure I need more things to relieve stress unless you have better pointers.

With all this in mind, try something different. My pictures do not convey my personality. I hate taking pictures. I swear I'm charming, in a geeky sarcastic fun-loving sort of way with whom you would love to spend an evening at a pub or park.

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."
--Robert Louis Stevenson

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
--Jack Handy quote

ISFP for those that care.

I am a sapiosexual.

Sexy, Geeky, Sarcastic, Attractive women are extinct. I'm pretty positive of this. If you are extinct, then prove it by messaging me.
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance IT Support and Website Rebranding.
I’m really good at
Quoting my fav movies.
Making people laugh.
Anything involving new technology, especially computers.
Useless trivia. Did you know that a Orca (Killer Whale) is actually a dolphin?
Making you giggle uncontrollable.
Making homemade pizza but I have to admit it's been a while.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.
My build.
Sarcastic sense of humor.
Uncanny ability to make babies stop crying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
moviesClerks 2 (classic even though most prefer 1), Waiting, Kung Pow, X-Men, Shaun Of The Dead, American Horror Story, Horrible Bosses, Office Space. I'm such a sucker for a good scary movie. I don't care if its even low budget.

books Sometimes some Stephen King, and sometimes maynbe even Charles Bukowski. Also just finished up The Hobbit, The Ocean At The End of the Lane and American Gods

music Watsky, Dishwalla, Korn, Lights, 311, Switchfoot, Tonic, Incubus , 12 Stones. Honestly I have a wide preference for music.

shows Workaholics, Cosmos, Walking Dead, Tosh.0.

food Chinese, Thai, Mexican, Italian. The hotter and spicier the better. I have a shaker of Trinidad Scorpion Pepper if that gives you an idea.
The six things I could never do without
Gummi Candy
My Smartphone
Good Beer from a Local Brewery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why you never call anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Practicing Telekinesis. Not really. Lately my Friday nights are um, different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can rub my chin and instantly get the hiccups. Really. I can't make this up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You havent been abducted by aliens.
Don't see dead people.
You enjoy sarcasm/humor because if you are serious all the time, I'm fairly sure I will annoy you.
You are at least semi in shape to where walking a few steps doesn't wind you.