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39 M White Lake, MI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:36pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I am a good mix of quirky attractiveness, tattoos, confidence, and humor.

I'm blunt but not the biggest douche in the world.

Please be a Sexy, Geeky, Sarcastic, Attractive woman with a quick wit. I prefer someone who is at least semi active.

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
--Jack Handy quote

ISFP for those that care.

I am a sapiosexual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freelance IT Support and Website Rebranding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting my fav movies.
Making people laugh.
Anything involving new technology, especially computers.
Useless trivia. Did you know that a Orca (Killer Whale) is actually a dolphin?
Making homemade pizza.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes.
My build.
Sarcastic sense of humor.
Uncanny ability to make babies stop crying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
moviesClerks 2 (classic even though most prefer 1), Waiting, Kung Pow, X-Men, Shaun Of The Dead, American Horror Story, Horrible Bosses, Office Space. I'm such a sucker for a good scary movie. I don't care if its even low budget.

books Sometimes some Stephen King, and sometimes maynbe even Charles Bukowski. Also just finished up The Hobbit, The Ocean At The End of the Lane and American Gods

music Watsky, Dishwalla, Korn, Lights, 311, Switchfoot, Tonic, Incubus , 12 Stones. Honestly I have a wide preference for music.

shows Workaholics, Cosmos, Walking Dead, Tosh.0.

food Chinese, Thai, Mexican, Italian. The hotter and spicier the better. I have a shaker of Trinidad Scorpion Pepper if that gives you an idea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gummi Candy
My Smartphone
Good Beer from a Local Brewery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why you never call anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing Telekinesis. Not really. Lately my Friday nights are um, different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can rub my chin and instantly get the hiccups. Really. I can't make this up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You havent been abducted by aliens.
Don't see dead people.
You enjoy sarcasm/humor because if you are serious all the time, I'm fairly sure I will annoy you.
You are at least semi in shape to where walking a few steps doesn't wind you.