24 Grand Rapids, MI
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My self-summary
I graduated from Kendall in graphic design.
I'm very sarcastic, almost too much...
I really just like to make people laugh and smile. If someone has a similar sense of humor as me, that's just great!
I love knowing random facts about almost anything, I love learning and trying new things. Hard cider, whiskey, and being out with friends are my favorite things together.
That's my tumblr, and I love the Internet, and stuff that makes me laugh over and over again.
I love stupid puns and dumb jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding being an adult, binge watching tv, laughing to myself about things I think are funny, riding my bike, drinking whiskey, harmonizing with songs on the radio.
I’m really good at
trivia, binge watching tv shows, typography, painting, singing, talking fast, playing French Horn and piano, making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Hey Nostradmus!, Infinite Jest

Movies: The Big Lebowski, A Single Man, Shame, Blazing Saddles, Being John Malkovich, The Virgin Suicides, Fargo, The Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Black Swan, Moonrise Kingdom, Paris Je T'aime, Requiem for A Dream, Science of Sleep, A Serious Man, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Broad City, Portlandia, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Trailer Park Boys, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Girls, Arrested Development, The Office, Game of Thrones, Nathan for You, Inside Amy Schumer.

Music: of Montreal, Tame Impala, Tune-Yards, Vampire Weekend, Adele, Regina Spektor, Flying Lotus, Washed Out, GRiZ, Big Gigantic, Andrew Bird, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Santigold, M.I.A., Yelle, Sufjan Stevens, Tilly and The Wall, Curtis Mayfield, Bill Withers

Food: I get overly excited when I know I'm going to Olive Garden (even though it's like the most fake Italian ever.) and I could eat sushi everyday for the rest of my life.
The six things I could never do without
Hard Cider
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What was that video I watched last night that was so funny but I don't remember.

What's going to happen in the future.

Why do some places choose Jeopardy! to be on at 7:30 instead of 7:00. It's better when it's on at 7:30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking or smoking with friends, or staying in and watching Netflix, or going to a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk really fast.
You should message me if
You need help with the final jeopardy question. Or you like what you see here. Or you love Breaking Bad, or you want to binge watch a little tv with me and drink cheap whiskey.