I like a heavily salted pork pie and a glass of rosé every night until the end of political strife and warfare. I am getting a post-secondary degree to add some credibility towards my hatred of Michael Bublé. I wear pajama pants underneath my ordinary pants before going out to a party. I don't identify with Canada's hockey culture, which means I don't wear flannel shirts and drink molson or bud light. I'm not saying hockey culture is full of plebs and white trash, but I'm not saying it isn't either.

Things that will at some point yield better things. No evidence for that, but I have faith.

rapping vanilla ice lyrics.

My youthful appearance.

I'll cook, but mostly with a frying pan.
There's too much to say about music, movies and tv shows, so I'll let that one go blank. Although you're cool if you're into British comedy.

Gin

The origin of life, the vastness of space (It's big, you know), and what to eat. That, and Juggalos.

lol gettin shitfaced wit my bros n playin beer pong n listnin to kanye its fcukin sweet meng lol

I'm still paranoid about jaywalking. I'm just not cut out to be a jailbird.

you're not a juggalette.